Pancake in the Engineering decks

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"No, get away!" She shouted as the sex-obsessed man ran towards her. Cassandra
shouted up to the robot. "Get me back up to the flight deck, quick!"
The giant robot picked her up and threw her like a tennis ball with all his
strength towards the hole in the floor they had come through.
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Who: Justin Pancake
Where: Engineering deck
When: A few hours after Cassandra left
Justin trudged through the dusty Engineering deck. It was clear that nobody ever came down here. Everything was dusty and rusty, and uncared for.
As he walked, he met another large mining robot. The three-storey giant was doubled up on the floor, sat with it's poweful crushing arms wrapped around it's knees.
"PLEASE. BE MY FRIEND." It boomed at him.
"Sorry buddy. Places to go, people to see." Said Justin and walked off, leaving the lonely robot to sob tears of oil. "And when I say people to see, replace the world 'people' with 'hot girls', and 'see' with 'terrorise with my sexual prowess'. He boasted, and chuckled to himself.
The robot moved and slammed a fist down in front of him, the force knocked Justin to the ground. "PLEASE. BE MY FRIEND."
"Not with that attitude buster!" He said, and stood up. The robot arm was now blocking his path. "Hey it's not my fault you're lonely down here. Tell the Captain or something."
An insect quickly ran across Justin's leg and up his body onto his arm. It was a cockroach.
Other people would have flinched, but Justin had become accustomed to insects after his few encounters with the Hymenoptera. Looking at the insect reminded him of how powerful the Hymenoptera were, and how much he admired them.
"How about, step aside now. And I'll spare you when the Hymenoptera attack and make me their leader eh?"
It was an empty threat, but robot moved anyway.
Justin rubbed the scum from a map on the wall and followed the directions to an exit. He opened a heavy metal door and found himself closer to civilisation, even though he still had no idea where he was.
He looked around and found a ladder leading up, as he climbed the rusty ladder he heard a commotion coming from above. Multicoloured flashing lights shone down from above.
He looked up and he could see straight up onto a dancefloor in some kind of a disco. A girl stood over the vent he was looking up through and he could see straight up her skirt. What he saw made the perverted midget inside him extremely excited.
"Transformers knickers! Awesome!" he said. "Crotchless!"
He slid open the grill and climbed the ladder so that he came up between the womans legs, and up her skirt.
"Nice!" He admitted with a grin.
The girl felt him and moved, she looked incredibly shocked, which was to be expected when you suddenly find a man's head between your legs. But the shock changed to happiness and she started to dance with him.
"Hmm, that was easy." Said Justin as the woman grinded her body against him. "Either I'm more attractive than I thought or..." He noticed the girl's body flicker slightly. "She's a hologram! Where am I then?"
He looked around the dance club for a sign. "Seymour's Nipples? What the smeg is that?"
More girls noticed him, and they all swarmed around wanting to touch him. "I like this place!" He admitted, and started dancing with them. A girl poured whipped cream over her holographic bosoms and urged Justin to lick it off.
"If you insist!" Said the man. And stuck his face in the woman's holographic tits.
It was at that moment that his Security walkie talkie went off in his pocket. Justin pulled his face out of the woman's creamy cleavage.
"Hello? Is that security?" Said the voice of Ambassador Niples, cracking through the radio. "Hello? Oh what use is a security department if they don't answer security calls. I could be being murdered by an intruding alien who stowed away in my latest wine delivery, or a space anomaly might have turned my 14th century antique tea-table into a rampaging monster...."
"Mfffppffff!" Said Justin, his mouth full of cream.
"What was that?"
"Mpffffpmmmm mpppfff!" Said Justin.
"Sorry are you disabled or something?"
"Mpff!"
"Or maybe you're an alien with no mouth? I know the JMC has an equal opportunity policy for disabled and alien employees, but what is the point in answering the phone if you can't speak? I'm going to have a word with the Captain about you. What's your employee number?"
"Mfffive mfffhree mppfffeight.... *gulp* sorry about that, I had something really nice and juicy in my mouth when you called. Can I help you?"
"Come to my Ambassadorial Apartment. On the double please!" Seymour said and hung up.
A woman with blonde hair hanging down in front of her "H" licked the remainder of the cream off his face.
"This is nice. I want you all to be right here when I come back." Justin said. "In fact... pause! Holly, pause the Holograms for me? Holly? Oh yeah smegging hell, Holly's gone!"
Justin walked out of the strip club and caught the Express-lift elevator to Seymour's apartment.
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