Grounder meets his maker.
Joe woke up in his quarters, about an hour after he had last blacked out, he
had a lump that felt the size of Japan on his head.
It was a voice that had woken him, a kind of robotic voice.
"I made you a cup of tea sir" the voice said.
Joe looked over and saw that damn robot again, the one with the drill nose
and the tread legs.
"It's stalking me!!" Joe thought feeling quite alarmed.
The robot passed the cup of tea to Joe.
He looked at it very suspiciously, something wasn't right, and was that
another evil look the robot gave him as he handed over the cup.
There was something about the way the cup was hissing that unnerved Joe.
He closed his left eye and looked at the cup, he could see that the steam
from the cup was actually green, and that the tea (if that's what it was)
had started eating into the cup.
"It's bloody trying to kill me" Joe screamed.
He rolled of the bed just as the robot plunged his drill where ony seconds
before Joe's head had been.
"KILL, KILL, MASH, MANGLE" The robot said with great glee.
Joe jumped at it and pinned it to the floor.
"YOU SHALL DIE, PUNY EARTH BOY" the robot protested.
"Puny, PUNY, GRRRRRR" With a tremendous roar Joe picked up the robot and
flung him at the wall, "I'll show you who's damn well puny around here"
Joe picked up the robot and then realised that he didn't know what to do to
it.
Just then flames roared out of his toilet, it seems that the robot didn't
fix the problem, but just made it happen at a different time.
Joe tossed the robot into the flames and then watched as it melted away into
a pool of molten metal.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed the robot.
Joe collapsed onto the floor, even though he was glad the little psychotic
Black 'n' Decker was no more, he suddenly felt very guilty and depressed and
started crying again.
Then he remembered that the robot had apparently fixed the engines earlier,
the question was did he really, or were they just going to blow up at
another time instead?
He had to get to engineering and warn them that the robot probably did a
pretty shody job, considering he was a complete psychopath.
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