Lt. Cmdr White Wolf takes part in the celebration at Parrots...
OOC - Well, as you can see, I'm back on, and am now <finally> caught
up with my backlog of post reading... and feeling a bit miffed that
I've missed out on some grand posting opportunities. ( I'll just have
to make up for it later!) So for now, I'll make a short post about
White Wolf's celebrating activities...
RPG -
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Where: Parrots bar
Time: During the Karaoke contest and the promotions celebration.
White Wolf joined Alota at one of tables, and set down a black case
he was carrying. He was looking devilishly pleased when he spoke up
to be heard above the noise of the crowd. "Congratulations on your
posting to Comm Officer position, Alota! You'll be doing it just
great in no time, the only trick you'll have to learn is keeping
Cannon from trying to use the all stations paging microphone for his
personal logs. And believe me, I know what a hassle that is, because
I have to run the comm station on third shift. And there have been
quite a few times when I've been sorely tempted to let Cannon
broadcast his personal logs to the entire ship."
Just then, Owen was calling for the next Karaoke contestant. White
Wolf turned and excitedly raised his paw into the air and
yelled "I'll be next!" And turning back to Alota, he says "I'll be
right back, I got the idea for singing this song last night, after a
really odd nightmarish dream."
Picking up his black case, he quickly moves onto the stage. The huge
hamster then opens the case, pulls out a DVD and a wire plug in unit
and hands it to Owen, and says "If you don't mind, I'm also going to
use one of my own instruments, here's the mic output."
Then White Wolf turns to the crowd, while putting on his black case
in front of him, and says to the expectant crowd, "Good Evening
everybody! As a little thank you for everybody who helped me out so
tremendously, and as a celebration of tonights promotions, I'd like
to sing a song that I think is truely ironic in light of... well,
what can I say? My *Great* transformation! So I'll sing that 1989
classic from the UHF DVD - Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A
Planet Near Mars by 'Weird Al' Yancovic. Hit it Owen!".
(OOC - I'll spare everyone the whole lyrics, & copyright vio's and
just paraphrase.)
RPG -
"He Showed up on my doorstep...
just a couple a weeks ago...
it was so sweet and harmless...
How was I supposed to know?"
"... a radioactive hamster from a planet near mars..."
At this point, to the crowds delight, White Wolf whips out his Sax
of his black case, and performs a pretty decent sax solo for the
interlude before continuing with the next set of lyrics.
"...fat hamsters big as a blimp,
there's one that's the size of central Park...
... Thier evil and nasty...
... And they glow in the dark!
... You gotta admit..
Their kind cute!
...Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars!"
And White Wolf finishes the song with a with a flourish of his sax.
Then, while smiling he says to the crowd, "Perhaps, I should have
done 'Harvey the Wonder hamster' instead? Heh, I'd like to see *HIM*
top that!" and gives everybody a knowing smirk while some people crow
and appluade in delight. The overgrown hamster then bows, while
saying "Thank you, thank you, very much!" and then moves off stage
while collecting his DVD from owen, and packing away his sax in the
black case.
The Six foot, 1 inch hamster returns to the table where Alota is
sitting, and while setting down his black case, asks Alota "Now, How
often do you suppose one gets to see a hamster do sax solo like
that?"
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OOC - Over to you... (whoever) would like to comment on seeing a
hamster perform Karaoke AND a Sax solo.