Pancake betrays again

Who: Justin Pancake, Queen Brittany and Baby Alota (currently missing)
Where:
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The glowing green Hymenoptera ball rolled over and squashed the ant underneath. It killed it outright.
"Okay you might have lots of evolving to do. But when you're ready. We can take over the galaxy. Together. You and me."
He sat back and leaned against a log. "What the smeg am I doing?"
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Justin watched as the glowing communicator pulsed with light. It was memorising, as if it was trying to communicate something to him.
A thrashing sound in the bushes in front of him caused him to quickly grab the gooey Hymenoptera device again and put it back in his pocket.
Baby Alota ran out of the bush, walking fairly wobbly on her own two legs. Justin was amazed to see this, as so far he'd only seen Alota be carried in someones arms, or crawl around on all fours. Here she was walking upright. She fell over a tree root onto her hands.
Justin thought for a moment she was going to sit down and cry, but the brave little girl got up and started running towards him.
"Brittany!" Justin called. "Alota's back! You wouldn't believe this, she was walk. She's almost running!"
He heard Brittany running back towards him. Her wet clothes were tied around her waist and she was wearing only a bra on her upper half.
Justin turned to watch her run towards him, her boobs bouncing up and down as she jumped over some tree roots.
Then Justin felt something cold and hard pressed against his face. It felt like metal.
"Halt in the name of Prince John!" Shouted a voice behind the weapon. "You're being arrested for being a member of Robin Hood's gang!"
Justin put his hands up. Several other guards spread themselves around him, all aiming bazukoids at Justin.
Brittany bounded into the group and picked up baby Alota, only noticing now noticing the newcomers.
"Look who she was running away from." Justin said, and nodded towards the guards.
Brittany put baby Alota down at her feet, where the toddler clung onto her leg. Then she reluctantly put her hands up. "Smeg." said Brittany. "Who are these medieval smegheads? And why do they have bazukoids? Bazukoids haven't been invented yet."
The guards wore basic armoured jackets with a metal helmet. The one closest to her lifted his visor so that she could see his face. He had a chiselled jaw and designer stubble. Brittany smiled. "Hello big boy!" She said, wondering if she could flirt her way out of this situation. She battered her long, fake eyelashes at him and the guard seemed to be enticed. He looked down at her partially exposed body, and Brittany was pushed out her breasts, thankful now that she was only wearing a bra. It was a bit nippy though. But the guard seemed to like it.
Unfortunately her plan was scuppered.
By Justin.
"Oh guys, I'm really glad you found me." Justin said, and started acting out of breath. He fell to his knees. "This woman isn't who she appears to be. She's a witch, a wicked, wicked witch." He looked back at Brittany, who is giving him a look as if to say "What the fuck are you doing?"
He ignored her and continued the charade.
"She works for Robin Hood."
The guards looked at each other. "Robin Hood? He's a wanted criminal. Do you know where his base is?"
Justin nodded. "Yes. I can take you there. Just... please... don't let this girl kill me."
"Are you sure she's a witch? She's very... pretty."
"She disguised herself as an attractive prostitute to attempt to seduce me. Don't let her convince you like I did, she almost killed me!"
Brittany had heard enough. "I'm not a witch. He's lying!" She shouted, as the guards grabbed her by the wrists.
"Quiet you! Or we'll kill you with the magic weapons."
"They're called Bazukoids morons!"
The guards looked at each other. "She knows of the magic weapons. She must be a witch!"
The guards pushed Brittany to the ground, and forced her hands behind her back. Her face was pressed hard into the mud and wet leaves of the forest floor. One man pressed the gun hard to the back of her head, whilst the other stood on her lower back and tied her hands tightly with strong rope.
"You bastards, that really hurts... ow! Justin! Justin why are you doing this to me! I haven't done anything to hurt you!"
The leader of the guards lowered the gun from Justin's head.
"Thanks." said Justin.
"Not so fast. We're still going to shoot you unless you show us Robin Hoods base."
Justin nodded, but inside he started to panic. He didn't expect this plan to work so well. Now he actually had to follow it through. He looked back at Brittany, who was still being pressed down onto the floor, her face was muddy and she had leaves and twigs in her previously-perfect blonde hair. She was still screaming and shouting at him. He felt a little guilt. But not much.
"What about the baby?" The guard said.
"Yeah, she's mine too." Said Justin, hoping that Alota could open up a wormhole and burrow him away from here.
But baby Alota slipped out of the guards hands and ran back to Brittany. The toddler fell to her knees and hugged Brittany's head.
"You're lying!" Shouted the guard, and punched Justin in the face with the sharp corner of the Bazukoid.
"Smeg." Said Justin.
<To be continued>