OOC - New member "Wolfgang Sweetsly"

Hello everyone, will you please welcome James Hogg to our humble
little group, he will be playing the character "Wolfgang Sweetsly",
an annoying German Health and Safety officer!
His bio to follow:
Character Name Wolfgang Sweetsly
Gender Male
Age 34
Species Human
Nationality German
Job Health and Safety officer
Character's Physical Appearance
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Height: 5' 7"
Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Chestnut
Place of birth: Earth, Germany, Berlin
Marital status: Single
Wolfgang Sweetsly is a fairly tall man of average build, with smartly
cropped hair and glasses, his uniform is always regulation in state
and colour with neatly pressed with creases in the seams, boots
polished to a high shine ready to click together at a moment's
notice.
Character's Personality and Interests
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Wolfgang Sweetsly is for a better word a total jerk, who is always
popping up unexpectedly and sticking his nose into others peoples
business with random health and safety to the point of the extreme in
some cases.
He is fairly cowardly but will pull his finger out to aid his fellow
crew mates when possible but he is also farly socially inept at
times.
His general interests are mostly the music of Beethoven and playing
war games where he pretends to be a general, he also enjoys
collecting female crew members nail clippings.
Character's history/background story
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Wolfgang Sweetsly was born on 14th of November 2095 and later in life
swiftly followed his cousin who was adopted by Wolfgang Sweetsly
parents because Omar Mavek's father was a Simulant who somehow did
not kill his mother but fell in lover with her instead and becuase of
this they decided to go on the run from the universe believing that
someone might want to put an end to their relationship.
So when they had a son they gave him to Wolfgang Sweetsly parents
whose mother was the sister of Omar Mavek's mother, in the hope that
Omar would have a chance at a normal life, the secret is only known
to both sets of parents and Omar Mavek.
Wolfgang Sweetsly himself while unaware of the condition of his
cousin Omar Mavek who is in stasis on the Starship Blue Dwarf with
other crew members who are currently not needed at the moment.
When Omar Mavek went into Jupiter Mining Corporation as a weapons
officer for its Starbug craft, Wolfgang Sweetsly hearing about his
cousin joining decided to join the Jupiter Mining Corporation too and
enrolled in the health safety branch of the corporation, knowing the
real reason for his cousin joining the corporation was to get away
from him, where as Wolfgang Sweetsly thought his cousin was trying to
do better than himself.
Then when the time came Wolfgang Sweetsly himself to join Blue Dwarf
just as he was about to go into stasis, key reprimanded the
particular officer was going to see to his stasis pod from mining
their health and safety infraction claiming the offices shoelaces
were of non-regulation length, so the officer who had the misfortune
to meet Wolfgang Sweetsly decided to do the other Blue Dwarf crew
members a favour by having Wolfgang Sweetsly's stasis pod moved and
separated from the other stasis pods, it was then dumped still active
somewhere deep within the bowels of Blue Dwarf.
Character's favourite phrases/sayings
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There is nothing that cannot be solved with a little health and
safety