Jayne:- A 'Clone'-s shave.

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"Hold on Jayne! I'm coming to get you!" Efof called as he ran at
the tank.
"What's that in his hands?" Micky asked as the strange alien legged
it across the land.
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"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!" yelled Efof as
he pelted across the ground toward the tank.
The item he was holding left his hands as he threw it, copying
Mickey by tossing it into the barrel of the tanks cannon.
Nothing happened.
"Efof, what the hell was that?" Mickey yelled
"My pencil!"
"Why the smeg did you throw that into the tank?"
"Well, I figured, if I could get them playing hangman, they'd stop
trying to kill us. It…didn't work…"
"NO SHIT!!" Mickey exclaimed, "Come on, we have to help Jayne!"
The tank was still bearing down on Jayne, edging closer toward her.
Of course, given how much has been described as having happened
since Jayne found herself in this position, one might assume that
she'd had enough time to move out of the way, but for sake of the
story let's say it all happened REALLY quickly. That or the Mollopod
cast on her broken leg had failed and she couldn't walk…whatever…use
your own damn imagination…
Suddenly, without warning, the entire tank disappeared.
"What the smeg?" Jayne said, staring at the space, just inches from
her feet, where the tank had been just seconds before.
"YOU MAY WANT TO MOVE!!!" yelled one of Delvroso's bodyguards from
over in the distance, he was pointing his teleporter gun upwards,
toward the sky above the crewmates. It was vibrating violently and
making a loud whining noise "Quickly! Before it overloads!" he said.
Mickey helped Jayne to her feet and the trio of dwarfers quickly
darted aside, and began running toward the guard, as the second tank
began bearing down on them.
The group reached where the guard stood, from here they could see
that that his teleporter gun's overload bar was lit. Suddenly he
released the trigger, the original tank reappeared in the air above
where it had previously been, where it hung comically for a few
seconds before crashing back down to earth and landing on top of the
second tank.
"When your ffionian firend explained his…master strategy to me, I
gave him one of our teleporter tags to throw in with the pencil" he
said by way of explanation
"You told me that was a novelty pencil sharpener!" Efof said.
"Yes. That's because you're an idiot." Replied the guard "I used it
to teleport the tank away and hold it in the pattern buffer for as
long as I could, the large mass of the tank meant it caused an
overload…worked out well I thought!"
"You're telling me!" Jayne said. "Thank you!"
"So what's next?" asked Mickey.
<tag …so what is next?>