He did WHAT to the cheese? (possible part one)

Location : Planet Goat, Asgard System
Who : One smaller, the other used to be evil
"Remind me again why i'm rescuing you?"?
"eeeeEeeeEeeeEEEEEE *gesture*eeeee"
"Right...so...ducking would be a good idea you rekon?" EP screamed as
the flying torch went over his head.
"ee"
"Look theres the ship.....quick they're getting closer...get on board
now!"
[Destination please] intoned the ship basic ai as the doors closed and
there as many a thud plus a small "oh bugger, me robe caught in the door"
"To the BLue Dwarf...now!"
###### 2 hours earlier #####
"And so your highness...we present to you this months offering..." The
local Mayor kotowed before the throne of his mini-ruler.
"eeee!"
All eyes looked to the person nearby, who was in many ways an eaxct
duplicate...apart from being 8 times his size and having black eyes.
"His maajestyyy..."
"EE!" demand the midget, banging the throne arm.
"Applogies...His Royal Majesty , Lord High Empeeror and Protector of
Planet Goat, Keeper of the Kebab and Holder of the Sacred Stein of Mead.
declares your offering to be most suitable..you may go..all of you"
MP leaned in an wispered to EP
"Except you.." pointing to the man know in local records now as simply
Lord Cheddar.
"Me sire?"
"E"
"Yes..i belive it is tuesday is it not?"
"erm...yes.."
"Then...?"
"Oh bugger..it's the tour isnt it...he want to vist the factory where
we make the cheese doesnt he?"
"Yes"
MP had jumped off the throne and was riding the goat round the throne
room with a little cowboy hat on.
"Well the thing is ..the factory...well..."
"Not dirty is it? We've heard many good things about "brie mined
thrice" Cheese? Does not the entire econmy of this otwn, if not the world
depend on this fine product that i know goes well very with crackers"
"No it's a fine place but...we have heard a few things about...him...."
#### 20 mins before the escape #####
"He's containated the cheese...we're ruined...this entire planet's
enconmy is ruinied BECAUSE A MIDGET TOOK A DUMP IN THE CHEESE MIX!"
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