"The not so good situation"

Who: Kara, AndyWhere: The HermesWhen: 6:55amKara stood there for a second trying to remember exactly where she was. "Somewhere near the Krylon home world. I know my body is currently busy being psychotic on a space station. I think the name of it is the Eclipse, yeah that's it. Not sure entirely where though. I can't get into that information." She explained. "It's a start we can find it just from that information." Andy said as he entered the ship's cockpit. "Will this 'thing' even start?" Kara asked. "Of course it will." Andy replied as he picked up a metal pipe off the floor. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The soldier's body fell to the floor after Kara had smacked him in the head with one of her guns. She got up and started laughing. The other soldier's soon realized what they hadn't taken into consideration. "Hologram!" One of them shouted. Kara charged at him and roundhouse kicked him in the face. The other soldiers kept firing at her but she just smiled at them as she approached them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Andy tried to fire the engines again and they sputtered. He grunted in frustration and smashed the pipe against the control panel. The ship immediately started up without a question. "Engineer's secret I'm guessing." Kara questioned. "Yep. Never fails." Andy said. Kara felt a sharp pain shoot through her head and she grabbed her aching head. "Dammit. I can't do this." She said through her clenched teeth. "You gonna be okay? Just hold on a little bit longer." Andy said. "You're gonna need a weapon or something to stop me. What have you got here?" Kara asked as looked at the battery of glass containers at the side of the Hermes* "Hey... what's all that stuff in the panels?" Andy turned and saw what she was looking at. "Huh? Oh, they must be emergency provisions." He said. "Emergency provisions? This is an experimental craft!" Kara said."Yes, yes it is. A *warping* experimental craft""Ah""Nerds have active imaginations. What does it say on them?""Here's one, 'In case of crash'."Andy broke one open, pulls out swiss army knife. "Nerds with a sick sense of humor. Try 'In case of fire'." Kara said as she pointed at the next one. Andy broke the next one open and pulls out a water pistol. "It's no wonder I'm dead... Okay... maybe 'In case of...care bears?'" Kara asked afraid of what was going to come out. Andy broke open another one and pulls out revolver. He checked the weapon and sighed. "Hey, it's only got one bullet!" He said.
"Oh my god, who is running this Corporation?!... I'm almost afraid to ask... but what's in 'In case of amazonian planet'" Kara said with a slightly worried tone. Andy broke the next pod open and pulled out squeeze-bottle. "...Tooth paste?" Kara asked. Andy read the label with a puzzled look on his face. "Lubricant." "Eeeeewwww..." Kara said in disgust. She had a feeling this wasn't going to go well.<Tag>Give to a good cause with every e-mail. Join the i’m Initiative from Microsoft.