Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Smeg happens
Alota and White Wolf where waiting by a bar for Tara to arrive, "Hopefully you won't get mistaken for the cryogenicly frozen head of mickey mouse when we are at Disneyland White Wolf?" Alota said trying to pass time, "I won't " replied white WOlf and that was it for the next two hours "Holy smeg where the frell is she? How longs it been now?" "Four hours, what do you wanna do? I can't be asked to wait here any longer" "Nor can I, lets just go I'm sure she'll meet us there" Alota said but she was a bit reluctant. A shuttle ride later they where in Disney land, "Hey look its the cryogenicly frozen heads of Mickie and Minnie mouse, Donald duck and other various characters" Alota cried out "Cool!" the giant hamster cried.
Wheres Tara?
Anyone like the idea of cryogenicly frozen heads?
(Soz White Wolf but you didn't jump at the chance! open to Tara or White wolf to finish)
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From: Exxbang@...
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Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2001 7:32 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Smeg happens
Tara was bored it was a day till she was due at Disney (if we are still going???). She saw a bar "What the heck" she thought and went in, "barman, double Vodka please" "Are you sure little missy" "Yes i'm frelling sure, and don't call me little missy!!!" "Well, okay if your sure" The barman poured the drink... Time passes Five hours and LOTS of different alcohol later Tara was slumped outside the bar. The next thing she remembered was going for a walk and falling asleep in a chair with a book. When Tara awoke she was in a shuttle, and it wasn't moving. There was an owners licence on the passenger seat with her name on it. "Oh smeg what have I done now" then she said "Who is playing those drums ... oh god it's my head." The shuttle was the earliest model of a midget it was called an "Astro Blaster" the coat was rusty and it was quite slow too, there was a drivers seat, passenger seat and only half a rear seat. The book was called 'How To Fly In Three Easy Steps' Tara decided to give it a go and started reading... "Number One, insert key and turn, Number Two press start button..." she did and ten minutes later it started "Number Three press acceleration pedal" she did and the 'Astro Blaster' lived up to it's name and shot up into the air and flew at an amazing 100km per hour "Number Four .... CRASH" as if on cue the engines cut out Tara looked at the dash board the was no fuel "Oh smeg" Tara said and braced herself. The small craft made a large crater outside a memorial but was miraculously undamaged. The last thing Tara remembered before falling of the seat onto the ground outside was seeing a black and orange midget take off and Phil's face quite close by "Phil" Tara said barely audible then "we always meet in the funniest of places"..... <over to you Phil... what you going to do now Tara's unconscious?>
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