Why Is There Always A Bomb?

Who: Barf, Seymore, and Mk9
Where: In Barf's ship. Plumetting to death.
When: As soon as everyone knew death was coming.
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"Well, this is highly unfortunate?" Dent said as they were heading straight for the Halkon
moon. Barf thought about how he tried to convince everyone that a bomb was a bad idea,
and he was really annoyed at the fact that Dent was up for the challenge of transporting an
attomic bomb. He was really there because Seymore didn't trust his life in the hands of
two machines. After this meteor incident, Barf didn't care anymore, Seymore's life ends in
the hands of machines.
"'Highly unfortunate!'" Seymore repeated with agitation. "I'm going to die, and this whole
thing is just unfortunate to you?"
Barf laughed, "You shouldn't expect much from him."
Seymore then complained to Barf, "Are you just going to sit there."
"I'm not in the mood to save the day right now," Barf answered.
Mk9 laughed too, "Yes, that always happens around Seymore."
"Want a Mountain Dew?" Barf asked Mk9.
"Sorry," Mk9 refused, "I need to watch my calories."
"You're a frickin' robot!" Seymore complained.
"Dent," Mk9 ignored Seymore, "how long until death arrives?"
"Suprisingly enough," Dent said. "Ten minutes. I'm falling, but I'm not gaining any speed
passed a hundered miles per hour."
This, of course, did not make Seymore feel better, especially since Barf was enjoying
himself a Mountain Dew and Mk9 was relaxing a bit. Seymore looked at them both with
spite. "Barf," Seymore tried again, "I can't believe your going to let your ship blow to
pieces along with millions of people."
"Hey, this wasn't my big idea," Barf said. "I told everyone an atomic bomb just causes
more trouble than it's worth. Plus, Dent got himself into this mess, he can get out by
himself just fine. He wants to live just as much as you, he's just confident and smart."
"Also," Mk9 said in addition, "it was you who were wanting to throw the bomb onto the
moon in the first place, sparing your life. You're getting what you deserve."
Seymore couldn't believe any of this. And the only thing he could do was pout and go
crazy. Then came the sound of Dent's voice, "Impact in five seconds."
"No!" screamed Seymore.
"Four."
"This can't be happening!"
"Three."
"It's unlawful for me to die!"
"Two."
"I want to live!"
"One."
"I WANT MY MOMMY!!"
Then the whole ship came to a complete stop, and Seymore fainted. When Seymore got
up, the ship was still not moving, and Barf and Mk9 were still sitting not really caring.
Then Dent's voice was heard again, "Oh, did I foget to mention this? We were being pulled
by a tractor beam." Seymore's mouth was fully open as Barf and Mk9 laughed hysterically.
"Where are we?" Seymore asked.
"Well," Dent said, "we are being captured. Aparently, we were heading toward a secret
base. Hmm, what are the odds?"
"Might want to change your pants Seymore," Barf said, laughing along with Mk9. Seymore
wasn't going to complain this time. In fact, he was exhausted and decided to take a long
nap.
When the door opened, Barf and Mk9 saw these weird bunny creatures with shiny orbs
glowing on the tip of each ear. "Barf, Mk9," Dent said. "I'd like you to meet the Halkons."
*End. I hope this flows well with everything.*