Re: A hero is born

Who: Seymour Niples
Where: Corridor
When: After Seymour found his apartment ransacked
<snip>
"EVIL DOERS BEWARE!!! THERE IS A NEW CHAMPION OF JUSTICE ABOARD THE
SHIP!!! AND HIS NAME IS, SUPER-JAY!!!!.....Keto should watch out too,
because I intend to annoy the smeg out of him..."
With that, he dashed off with super-speed, toward the medi-bay.
<end snip>
Seymour stormed down the corridor. He was angry that someone unknown
had been into his apartment and drank all his wine whilst he was on
Mars. He was REALLY mad. He was practically boiling over, making small
volcanoes erupt in his wake – burning the feet of crewmen who walked
down the corridor later.
That was when he bumped… or crashed into Super Jay. Jays hallucination
gave him incredible superpowers, so therefore he should really have
been able to knock Seymour flying. But Seymour's incredible ego
swelled his head into a vast anvil that stopped Super Jay in his tracks.
Jay was dazed. "STAND DOWN MERE MORTAL, FOR I AM SUPER JAY!"
Seymour rolled his eyelids. "Stop talking like that you sound like
that bloody annoying Doom Harbinger. Whatever happened to him anyway?"
A tiny Doom Harbinger appeared on Jays shoulder wearing hooded cloak
and started preaching disturbing predictions about the forthcoming
apocalypse. Jay flicked him off.
"Alright Mr Chrysler as you're dressed like a ridiculous superhero
maybe you can help me. I was going to go report this to the security
department but they are all a bunch of blithering baboons anyway."
A baboon wearing a red shirt screamed past, and got squashed in a
malfunctioning automatic door.
"My Ambasadorial apartment has been invaded. My precious wine, (of
various vintages) has been drunk and/or wasted! What are you going to
do about it?"
"Your problems are but puny compared to my matters of galactic
importance!" boasted Jay and barged past Seymour using his incredibly
large heroes chin. "Go tell Phil. I have to go annoy Keto!"
With that, Jay was gone. Leaving Seymour fuming. "Bloody ignorance!"
he said.
He turned to a blank computer screen on the wall next to him. "Holly.
I want to see the CCTV footage of anyone breaking into my room. Holly?"
Holly's image however didn't appear. It had been replaced by an
animated gif of a workman and a road barrier saying "page under
construction".
"I say, this place is going mad all of a sudden!" said Seymour. "If I
weren't so crass, I may even describe the current situation as going
`tits-up'."
Right then a large pair of breasts came out of nowhere and batted him
against the ceiling.
<I couldnt resist some madness! Tag to anyone who wants to possibly
rescue Seymour?>
--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, "Andy Longman"
<sirlagerlot@...> wrote:
>
> Who:- Jay, Katrina
> Where:- Jay's Quarters
> When:- After everyone's left Parrotts.
>
> "Yeesh..." said Jay, locking the door to his quarters behind him, "I
hope to
> god these rumours about the hallucinogen virus aren't true, I first came
> aboard during the last outbreak...nearly resigned my commision there and
> then!"
> "I'm sure it's just contamination control getting a little
over-excited hun"
> Katrina replied, "Beside's it's nothing the famous Jay Chrysler
can't handle
> right?"
> "I guess you're right"
> "C'mon Hero, let's have some fun"
> Katrina knew how to flatter Jay, and calling him hero conjured up
images of
> him, in a cape, rescuing a damsel in distress...truth be told, his
job role
> practically included heroism, but then, it was a thankless task, no
glory.
> Jay shook off his daydream and lifted Katrina off the floor into his
arms
> and carried her into the bedroom, throwing her onto the bed.
> At least, that's what Jay had intended to do, but apparently he
didn't know
> his own strength and hurled Katrina straight over the bed and into the
> wardrobe, which collapsed around her.
> Katrina, dazed got to her feet..."Something I said? What the hell
are you
> doing?"
> "Katrina, babe I'm so sorry!" Jay leapt across the bed to help her, but
> expecting to hit the ground, he didn't he just kind of...floated there.
> "This has to be something to do with the hallucinogen...." Jay said
"Where
> you imagining me with super-powers?"
> "No!"
> "That's ok then. Except that I kinda was...."
> With that Jay ripped off his shirt to reveal a full spandex body-suit,
> complete with flowing cape.
>
> ***Ten minutes later, Promenade***
>
> Jay stood atop the highest level of the promenade, looking across at the
> mini-city that was before him. He took a deep breath and spoke
menacingly.
> "EVIL DOERS BEWARE!!! THERE IS A NEW CHAMPION OF JUSTICE ABOARD THE
SHIP!!!
> AND HIS NAME IS, SUPER-JAY!!!!.....Keto should watch out too, because I
> intend to annoy the smeg out of him..."
>
> With that, he dashed off with super-speed, toward the medi-bay.
> -----Original Message-----
> From: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
> [mailto:JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of bringmetoitaly
> Sent: 06 November 2006 23:53
> To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
> Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] A bad combination
>
>
> Who: The celebrating procession
> Where: Parrott's
> When: Shortly after Seymour leaves and the Canister is opened.
>
> Nikola would usually be described as silent, efficient and deadly.
> However, after spending a great deal of time with his lifelong
> friend (Bourbon), he was now somewhere along the lines of rowdy,
> dazed and belligerent. Walking aimlessly, Nikola tripped over
> Efof's leg, who had long since lost conciousness and began to drool
> on the table. Nikola erected himself, turned around and stumbled
> several feet backward.
>
> "Ah'll bash yah head een, I will! See how yah like it when you find
> the biz'ness end o' my boot up yer-" Nikola slurred, abruptly
> muffled and bound by two officers a little more sober than he was.
> Realizing that no-one could hear him through the anonymous hand, he
> bit it and sent the whole arm reeling back.
>
> "Ow- Smeg!" cursed the officer. Both of the officers released
> Nikola. Forgetting who he was so angry with in the first place, he
> sat down on a vacant barstool next to Chrysler.
>
> "Barkeep! Mead, please." A bottle of Mead was slammed down in
> front of Nikola. A now-invisible substance crept in through the
> freshly repaired air vent at the back of the room.
>
> Jay eyed Nik curiously. "Wow, and after that? Couple months here,
> and you're already driking like the rest of us!"
>
> Nikola, ever the witty one, was about to make some stale comment
> about Jay's mother when he noticed a foreign object floating in his
> mead.
>
> Inside the bottle, its image tinted by the drink, stood a tiny,
> maraca-weilding robot.
>
> And it danced.
>
> <Tag! Hope this one goes over well!>
> OOC: It's been a while, but I managed to churn this one out.
>