[JMC_Blue_Dwarf] A hero is born

Who:- Jay, Katrina
Where:- Jay's Quarters
When:- After everyone's left Parrotts.
 
"Yeesh..." said Jay, locking the door to his quarters behind him, "I hope to god these rumours about the hallucinogen virus aren't true, I first came aboard during the last outbreak...nearly resigned my commision there and then!"
"I'm sure it's just contamination control getting a little over-excited hun" Katrina replied, "Beside's it's nothing the famous Jay Chrysler can't handle right?"
"I guess you're right"
"C'mon Hero, let's have some fun"
Katrina knew how to flatter Jay, and calling him hero conjured up images of him, in a cape, rescuing a damsel in distress...truth be told, his job role practically included heroism, but then, it was a thankless task, no glory.
Jay shook off his daydream and lifted Katrina off the floor into his arms and carried her into the bedroom, throwing her onto the bed.
At least, that's what Jay had intended to do, but apparently he didn't know his own strength and hurled Katrina straight over the bed and into the wardrobe, which collapsed around her.
Katrina, dazed got to her feet..."Something I said? What the hell are you doing?"
"Katrina, babe I'm so sorry!" Jay leapt across the bed to help her, but expecting to hit the ground, he didn't he just kind of...floated there.
"This has to be something to do with the hallucinogen...." Jay said "Where you imagining me with super-powers?"
"No!"
"That's ok then. Except that I kinda was...."
With that Jay ripped off his shirt to reveal a full spandex body-suit, complete with flowing cape.
 
***Ten minutes later, Promenade***
 
Jay stood atop the highest level of the promenade, looking across at the mini-city that was before him. He took a deep breath and spoke menacingly.
"EVIL DOERS BEWARE!!! THERE IS A NEW CHAMPION OF JUSTICE ABOARD THE SHIP!!! AND HIS NAME IS, SUPER-JAY!!!!.....Keto should watch out too, because I intend to annoy the smeg out of him..."
 
With that, he dashed off with super-speed, toward the medi-bay.

-----Original Message-----From: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com [mailto:JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of bringmetoitalySent: 06 November 2006 23:53To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.comSubject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] A bad combination

Who: The celebrating processionWhere: Parrott'sWhen: Shortly after Seymour leaves and the Canister is opened.Nikola would usually be described as silent, efficient and deadly. However, after spending a great deal of time with his lifelong friend (Bourbon), he was now somewhere along the lines of rowdy, dazed and belligerent. Walking aimlessly, Nikola tripped over Efof's leg, who had long since lost conciousness and began to drool on the table. Nikola erected himself, turned around and stumbled several feet backward."Ah'll bash yah head een, I will! See how yah like it when you find the biz'ness end o' my boot up yer-" Nikola slurred, abruptly muffled and bound by two officers a little more sober than he was. Realizing that no-one could hear him through the anonymous hand, he bit it and sent the whole arm reeling back."Ow- Smeg!" cursed the officer. Both of the officers released Nikola. Forgetting who he was so angry with in the first place, he sat down on a vacant barstool next to Chrysler."Barkeep! Mead, please." A bottle of Mead was slammed down in front of Nikola. A now-invisible substance crept in through the freshly repaired air vent at the back of the room.Jay eyed Nik curiously. "Wow, and after that? Couple months here, and you're already driking like the rest of us!"Nikola, ever the witty one, was about to make some stale comment about Jay's mother when he noticed a foreign object floating in his mead. Inside the bottle, its image tinted by the drink, stood a tiny, maraca-weilding robot.And it danced.<Tag! Hope this one goes over well!>OOC: It's been a while, but I managed to churn this one out.