Any you smeggers want a drink?

Who : The ASDA Posse
Where : The Remains of ASDA
When : After Seymour was miffed about the deli counter being wrecked
by a midget
"YOU!" sreamed Phil, picking his way through the semi active hoards of
the undead
"Evening old boy so glad we could finally meee *ERRRRK*"
The Erk was caused by EP having his his windpipe crushed
2"I am GOING TO KILL YOU!!!"" he screamed
"Now I say there Chaps and chapess", this is not a good tiome or a
place for a Fight..The hordes of Staff around here are are, although
they smell slightly better then oiks on the Blue dwarf, are getting
rather close and i think one of them is leaking, " he said, taking a
munch from one of the few sandwhichs to survive the Fall off the Ship.
"But what about that?" Said Phil, still holding onto EP, who was going
purple.
"MP grined and ran up to the ship and stuck his hand on something
that, on close ispection, looked like a boobie
Giving it a squeeze, and chuckling to himself, the door closed . They
could see EP's servant inside making a gesture and mothing words to MP
that looked slike ..Duck...Sock..Muck... and Off. Then he made a
gesture that wa quite expressive and everyone present got right away
and questioned his parentage.
"Well We need to go somehere?" said Nikola, getting worried as the
staff,er Zombies got closer.
"Phil..ok let him go for now...he';'s no good dead..you can have fun
later" Said MK9, prising open Phil's hands.
"Yes...What the menahnical one said...gods i need a drink", he rasped,
rubbing his troat.
"I saw a Pub just in the middle of town as we passed...What was it
called now?"
They all stood round whilst Efof Picked his...nose..while trying to think
"Oh yes..it was the "Goat and Midget"!"
All eyes turned to the Mini one
"Bloody hell they named a pub after HIM!"
MP just grinned and chewed on a pepperami
"Righ, To , and i cant belive i'm gonna say this...Lets go find the
Goat and Midget..oh and seymur, glad you enjoyed the Zombie butthole
sandwich there" Laughed Phil, prodding EP with gun and trying to
ignore the sound of Seymour giving an offering to the pavement god
<<OOC right peeps, no leaving the pub(not just yet), time for a bit of
shaun of the dead style action here>>