Back to the dwarf

Who:Matt and HG
Where:the french camp
When:After Matt knocked out the french marine
<SNIP>Matt had thought of a cunning plan
to escape the french marine.They were even deeper into the forest and
the marine was still talking about the inspectiona and Matt couldnt
take it anymore.He forgot about his plan and smacked the marine over
the head with a branch.It was only after a lot of cheering that he
realized what he had done."Oh god!!!"he screamed."WHAT THE HELL HAVE I
DONE!!!!,WHAT AM I GONNA DO!!,WHO'S GONNA HELP ME!!!"<END SNIP>
Matt ran around in circles for a bit longer then stopped.He had thought
of another cunning plan to get himself out of trouble.He carried the
body to the entrance of the french camp then got a potato sack and put
the marine in it so that he wouldnt draw attention to himself.He ran
into the building and bumped into HG. "How did you escape."He asked
bewildered.He didnt have time for this.He picked up HG before he could
answer and ran to the mess hall.There was no one around so he pulled
the man out of the sack and put him on the floor with a four empty
whiskey bottles."Right,when they find him they should think that he hut
his head,but unless he blabs I'll have to erase my name from the
databanks on the computer."Matt told HG.They ran to the desk where Matt
signed up but there was a man sitting there."I have a plan."Matt told
HG."HG you pretend to be going crazy then head to the clearing and wait
near the starbug we came in."HG sped around the corner making bleep
bleep nioses then ran off again."Secre blu,zat robot is out of
control."he left the desk and ran off after HG.Matt took a polariod
photo of the room and celotaped it to the lens of the camera.They were
blind he ran to the desk and erased all memory of Matt Lister being
here,took the photo off the camera then ran out of the camp into the
woods.'I hope HG managed to loose that receptionist.'he thought.Soon he
got to the clearing where HG was."Good to see you shook off that
receptionist."he said."Thanks he got hit by a door when I went around
the corner."HG replied.They both ran into the starbug's cockpit and
strapped themselves in."Right HG back to the Dwarf."Matt said."But Matt
I've detected a shield around the base well never make it through.".Yes
we will I made a device thst when you plug it into the mainframes of a
ship it makes beam weapons that'll open a hole in any forcefield or
shield."Matt said."It'll never work."HG scoffed."Oh you think lets find
out."Matt smirked. They took off.Flying towards the sky."Beam weapons
engaged."Matt said.Purple beams came out of the starbugs cannons and
shot at the shield.A smallish hole was created but it wasnt opening
fast."Diverting all unnecicary power to the beam weapons,that means you
HG."Matt called.HG went offline to power the beams.The hole in the
shield got a bit bigger but it still wasnt big enough to get them
through.Switching off cooker,coffe maker and microwave."Matt said."Wait
no,not the mircowave,oh my cheese on toast is gonna go cold."The hole
was nearly big enough to get starbug through.they were a milimetre away
and just bearly broke through."Yes I can keep on making my cheese on
toast."he cheered.HG came back online."Hey I 'm back."he said
gleefully.Matt looked round and said"Awww,bugger."