Jeffrey goes nuts!

Who: Jeffrey, Jessie and Joe, Oh my.
Where: an open field in New France
When: after "Burning French Guards" and "It's like Dallas" all over again
Jeffrey came to a few minutes later. Here is the top ten of what he
thought before waking the others up. His first thought was: why is my
bed so dirty? His second: I must have been hit hard because I see two
of the exact same women. His third: where did this guy come from?
Fourth: Isn't that Michael Jackson running away into those woods?
Fifth: SMEG! The French Army is after me! Six: But I can't leave these
people here! Seven: Oh yes, you can! Eight: No I can't. Nine: Why not?
Ten: Look, How I wake them up and let them save themselves? That seems
fair!
Five minutes later, He thought of the perfect plan. He would run off
into a cave and kill any french that enter. The problem was he left
all his guns back at the camp and he couldn't fight close quarters to
save the universe. This problem was solved by an old earth M16 that
fell from the same place that strange man did. The air.
Ten minutes later: the French passed the cave and spent all day
chasing a tiny cardiologist who was partially responsible for the
death of Mr. Jibbles. Jeff met up with the man (who he found out was
named Joe Craggins and really hated Welsh) and the two girls (both
called Jessie). They decided to spend the night in the cave and woke
up the next morning to find a falling sperm whale that was, until
recently, a nuclear missile smash into the mountian it hit and caused
a smegging big avalanche. This buried the cave along with everyones
possesion's, when under all the turmoil, Jeffrey suddenly snapped took
a Desert Eagle he found on the ground and fired random shots to the air.
"You like that, you smegging arsewipe? Take that and that and THAT!"
A dead french nun suddenly fell from the sky and landed on everyone.
Apparently, french nuns could actually fly and one of the random
bullets hit her while trying to find some English to scold. When they
woke up three seconds later Jeff was still as pissed as ever. He began
explaining that this was none of there faults and began to recite
names of people "who also used the stuff". Soon his anger came through
for him and he cried out, saying "GOD SUCKS! THAT GUY IS A TOTAL SMEG
HEAD! THAT JERK HAS BEEN SCREWING WITH ME SINCE HE KILLED MY PARENTS
IN THAT SENIOR CITIZENS DRIVING EXTRAVAGANZA!"
Just as suddenlly as his mood swung the first time, it took another
swing, attempting to hit the right mood that he should be feeling,
"Okay, what's for breakfast? I can make some good pancakes!"
<tag Joe or Jessie>