Re: Its like Dallas all over again...

--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, "joel201218" <joelhook@...>
wrote:
>
> Who:Joe Craggins
> Where: Weird space
> When: Non Aplicable
>
> The giant spaceship pulled in the tiny blue midget. The midget
> entered a cavernous hanger bay and dropped to the ground with a
> bump. Joe started to get out of his seat when some kind of really
> long slimy thing tapped on the windscreen leaving slime marks. Joe
> opened a door and saw thousands of really weird looking cretures
> at=round him. Some had no head and thousands of eyes, some had
arms
> on top of their head, some were crawling, some were rolling and
one,
> the one that tapped on the windscreen had that slimy thing as its
> tail. One of the things rolled in front of Joe and sat down. A
> really long and twisty ear extended from the things head and
twisted
> to face him. The top and bottem lobes form a sort of lip shape and
> it began to speak "J" it made loud gasping sounds between each
> letter "o--e--C--r--a--g--g--i--n--s--c--o--m--e--w--i--t--h--u--
s."
> The thing rolled off. He then started walking after it, wondering
> where he was. They took him to a large room where there was a
banana
> shaped object in the middle of the room. The thing rolled up to
the
> object and rolled into button on the floor. The banana split and
> formed a specially made seat for the thing. It rolled into it then
> turned the end of the banna round to face Joe. It started pulsing
> with energy. Joe turned round to run thorugh the door he came
> through but found a solid wall. He was trapped.The banna fired
> straight at his back.The blast propelled him strait through the
> solid wall and the hull of the ship leaving a massive hole. He was
> now in weird space without a spacesuit. But before he could panic
> the blast propelled him strait into a star. Joe blinked. There was
> soft linen round him. He pushed himself up and found himself in a
> late 20th century style bed. Bizzarly he was a woman complete with
> flowing long hair and "all the trimmings". He felt them before
> reading the name on his pyjammas, Pam. "Okay...." he said to
himself
> in a Texas accent. He head the sound of running water and went to
> investigate. There was silouete of a man showering he open the
door
> and found Micheal Jackson fully clothed. Micheal starting
singing "A
> ring ding ding ding ding
> A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
> A ring ding ding ding ding
> Ring ding
> Baa-Baa" Then Joe fainted. He woke up in the cockpit of the Blue
> Midget with the time device saying New Wales 2106 and the burning
up
> in the planets atmosphere. Joe pulled the parachute cord and
ejected
> from the Blue Midget. He could see alot of people running about
> below him. He saw two people directly below him and tried to aim
for
> them, mistaking them to be Welsh. He landed on top of the two
> people. "OW! Whos that?" said Jessie and another voice said "Ow!"
> that he didn't recognise that he was later introduced as Jeffrey
> Dodge.
>
> <tag>
>
> notes: don't ask where this came from... Jessie and Jeffrey Dodge,
I
> couldn't decide which of you I wanted to land on so I landed on
you
> both, lol
>
other notes: I don't know how your characters would act when being
landed on so I just said what most people would say-Ow