The crate escape

Who: Kevn & Peter
where: docking bay 6
when: after their little run in with the French
Kevn drove the forklift to the crates as Peter unloaded them from
the blue midget. "Kevn. Weren't the crates marked with a large "W"
on the side here?" he pointed to the now blank side of one of the
crate.
"Um... no I don't think so..." Kevn said not really paying
attention to Peter.
"You could at least pay attention when I'm talking to you." Peter
scolded.
Kevn seemed to blow him off as he lifted the crates with the lift.
Then they heard some lift doors open, it was the French. They
opened fire as soon as the doors opened. Kevn leapt behind the
crates as some bullets wizzed past his head. "Hmm. They're
persistant!" Kevn said.
Peter found refuge behind the forklift, "Damn it! How are we gonna
get outta this!?" Peter said to Kevn as he whipped out his gun.
Kevn also took out his P90 and both started firing.
"Give up pig-dogs! You're out numbered! We'll take those crates or
your lives! Choose!"
"Oh! Thats what you guys wanted! Well then I guess there's no harm
in that! We thought you guys where pirates!" Kevn said standing up
with his hands in the air.
"Fenard have you gone nuts!?!" Peter said as he watched Kevn come
out of his hiding spot.
Kevn only gave Peter a blank stare, "Just follow my lead," he
whispered.
"you're crazier than a badger on Viagra! You can't just walk out
like an open target!"
Kevn waved to the French mercs, "You guys can come and search the
crates now!"
"You idiot! That crate is packed with enough weapons to get Sadam
Hussein aroused!"
Already the French where removing the crates from the forklift.
Peter didn't understand, Kevn must be drunk! Or completely stupid!
They opened the first crate... Inside was a large amount of...
tampons!
"What the hell is this?" one of the mercs said in surprise.
Another looked at the lables on the rest of the crates, they
read: "feminine products"
When: Before the blue midget launched for docking bay 6
Kevn looked at the crates waiting for Peter to give him the order
to send them up to the ship. He looked around and saw some fairly
similar crates stacked in the corner of the cargo deck. He hatched
an idea.
Soon he was lifting the crates to Peter, and in the corner where
some crates with a large "W" on the side...
When: after a big laugh.
The mercs had left the two tampon smugglers in the docking bay.
"Why didn't you tell me?" Peter asked.
"Well you never asked," Kevn said.
"Now we can store the actual crates in a safe place without the
bothersome French shooting us" Peter said.
They started back to the weapons crates confident that they had
some time to get them without the French sniffing about their
forklift. But only for a while...
<tag Peter>