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Calvert grabbed the phone.
"Now Jack, this is what you're department is for. TWAT IT!"
"Now that." said Peter. "is a catchphrase."
"Now where is the little man i saw earleir"
"Deans over there..."
"No..the midget...?"
"Oh crud..i forgot about him...I'll go get him and meet everyone in
docking bay 1 ok"
There was just a grunt from the captain
**5 mins later**
"MP..where the feck are you you dirty little midget..."
There was a muffled sound coming from behind the door. Phil however
was NOT paying attention and simply walked in.
Seeeing Seymour drippng wet in one of his towls was NOT something he
expected to see.
"Ah Phil..hope you dont mind..the little man said it woulkd be ok if i
coould use your shower..mines on the blink...goat hair in the bday
blocked things up and stinks the place out something rotten.."
"erm..yeah thats ok..Where is he by the way..?"
"I saw him go that way.." said Seymour poining..and fogetting that the
hand he was pointing with was holding up the towel.
Only a quick turn about by Phil stoppped him from seing "The
Ambasadors Crudentials"
It also ment he smacked his head on a bulkhead..koncking himself out..
**a few more mins later *
Phil work up to a damp Seymour patting him on the face
"You ok there old chap?"
"Erm i think so..but.."
"Yes?"
"Who are you? Where am i..WHO am i?"
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OOC : L:ets see how much fun we can have with a ameniac Phil..dont
give him his memory back just yet...