Basterds

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"Well. We're in!" said Jay "Told you this'd be easy!"
The crew glared at Jay.
"What?" he replied.
"Ok guys!" Ordered Chris, to both the officers and canaries aoard
the ship
and tossing weapons to everyone on the bridge. "Expect heavy
resistance"
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The crew and all of the canaries were huddled around the hatch, most
of whom were badly bruised from the previous maneuver that rendered
the ship upside down.
The hatch twitched and slid open, and the first few canaries jumped
out screaming, before being mowed down by hymenopteran forces.
The crew all huddled together to discuss the situation.
"We're smegged" said Peter
Amber glared at him
"What we need is a decoy to lure out at least some of the forces"
"Why not send some more canaries?" asked Chris
"Nah, we'll need them for cannon fodder when storming the bridge"
said Jay
"And besides, we need something that looks a bit more out-of-the-
ordinary"
Everyone thought about this for a moment, before all turning to look
down at Mk.7
"I think our blue friend here could do the trick" smirked Jay
"Heh, great idea guys! Go on Efof, you heard 'em" said Mk.7
Everyone continued to stare at Mk.7 and shook their heads.
Mk.7's smile waned
"You Bas-" said Mk.7, before being picked up, and hurled out of the
hatch
"TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRDSSSSSSSSSSsssssss" yelled Mk.7
before landing heavily one the floor
He disengaged the rarely used safety catch on his Bazookoids and
looked around. No huge blobs of acid flying at him. This MUST be a
good sign.
A few large bugs scuttled over the cargo containers scattered around
as cover, and encircled him.
He felt he had little choice in the matter, and blew the smeg out of
the nearest bug. The rest of them jerked back a bit at this, before
lunging at him.
"GUYS! NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME I THINK!"
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