Whose got the double bacon?

Who: John Keats, Jack FeBuggre
Where: Blu Dwarf
When: About now when those ships are coming.
Keats walked in for his first day on the new job. The smell of old
frying oil and vomit ovewhelmed him. The 'Head Supervisor' greated him
with a sneer.
"Morning John, you are... 43 minutes late.. tutut, on your first day to!"
"The place is empty! i got a drink before hand"
"On the contrary John, anyways, lets get you started"
He had in his hands several items. The first was a uniform and apron,
they barely fitted, the uniform to big and apron to small.
"This, John, is your regualtion book of insults and banter. Use it
when a customer comes in, to your right youl see Phil, one of our
junior lackeys, upon a custmoer entering, start talking loudly at him.
If the customer attempts to interupt, flip throught he book randomly
and say the insult at them, and continue talking"
John took the book called 'The Art of customer Ettiquette'. It had
some good entries.
"Ok, this is a small pack of pills. Therenot drugs, so dont go selling
them, they are infact our biggest secret." He leant in, the smell of
renderd meat fats made John wince.
"They increase the flem production ten fold in your system. Use it
to.. spice up the burgers, heehee..."
"Wow.. the marvels of modern technology..." John replied, sarcastically.
"Oh, and one more thing. A pack of cigarettes, and some pig fat for
that horsey cough and spotty complex, use it after todays shift"
John took it, and dumped the pig fat when the supervisor turned around.
"Ok, anyways, get dressed, we got an order going out to the ship
defense centre. Order of One Double Bacon Burger, extra cheese, 2
milkshakes and Uber-Fries. Get moving" So John did.
After a shakey 5 minute run, dropping most of the fries, that
proceeded to meld with the floor due to excessive grease levels, John
came huffing to th defense department. He opened the door.
"John! Just the man im looking for, grab a gun and help out!!"
"But I.."
"Do it, theres loads of them"
John looked at the long range scanners, and indeed, there were alot of
them.
"Ok Jack, show me where!"
"WAIT!! One last thing!"
"What?"
"Did you remember the extra bacon on that order?"
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