RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] \"Blind shooting\"

<Snip>
"That's it!" Said MK7. He fired towards the monster with the inbuilt
gattling guns he had attached to his metal head, but didnt fire AT the
monster, he fired above it at the ceiling. Expertly he drew a circle
on the ceiling with the bullet fire. When he was done, a perfectly cut
round circle of ceiling came loose and dropped.... on Seymour.
Serymour didnt realise, but passed out anyway.
"That was useless" said Benjen.
<end snip>
Out of the shadows, something leapt at the creature, slicing through the
monsters claws sending Seymour tumbling to the ground.
"NOW TARA!" Came a voice throughspeakers mounted to the head of the EVE-1,
the exo-suit built by the ex-shief engineer Chris Zodar, which, piloted by
Jay, had just freed seymour using the newly-fitted chain-sword on its right
arm.
From the same shadows, three bazookoid blasts fired at the creature, two
missed, one hit it square in the chest, the creature squealed and fled, up
through the hole cut by Mk.7.
"Shit.." Jay said, through the speakers, looking up through the cockpit
glass. "It's back in the public area! Come on we've gotta stop it!"
"Wait one second there skippy!" said Benjen
"Skippy?"
"You look familair....where have I seen you? WAIT! You're the guy who
destroyed the Earth!"
"Don't remind me...Who the hell IS this guy?!" Jay asked Mk7
Mk7 looked at Benjen, then back at Jay "He has a point....why should we
listen to YOU, we dont exactly TRUST you!"
"Sod it, Come on tara we'll do it ourselves.."
Tara steppe out of the shadows, dressed in combat trousers, a dark green
sleeveless top, combat paint and bandana. She weilded two bazookoids and on
her back were three or four different rifles with ammo belts around her
torso.
"Woah.." said Mk7 "Looking....scary...Nurse!"
Jay picked Tara up in the arms of the Eve and lept up through the hole,
crashing down on the floor of the promenade where he set her down.
Below, Mk7 looked at Benjen, Seymour and Efof. "Aww man...now we gotta go
upstairs again!"
Jay peered through the crowds for the monster "Where is it?"
"hereeeeee monster monster monster!!" called Tara.
"Nice" Jay said, sracasm dripping from his voice. "Why didnt I think of
that?"
"I dont see you coming up with any better ideas!"
"Alright alright, look I'll use the EVE's heat scanners...what?" He was
distracted by a drinks can bouncing off the cockpit glass.
"WE DONT NEED YOUR HELP TRAITOR!" came a voice from a member of the crowd.
"Yeah!" came another voice, tossing a spanner at the EVE, "Why don't you go
give yourself up to the Corp, do us all a favour!"
The crowd surrounded Jay, hurling all manner of items at the exo-suit,
shouting abuse and generally not helping the cause.
Jay backed away, throwing the EVE's arms up to deflect the missles being
hurled at him. He couldn't exactly fight these people, he'd annihilate them!
"TARA!" he yelled "GO, find the creature!"
"But.."
"GO! I'll catch up!"
One member of security blasted a sign above Jay's head with a bazookoid
causing it to fall onto the exo-suit and send Jay toppling to the ground,
then laughed insanely.
The crowd clambered ontop of the stricken exo-suit and started to tray and
claw their way inside, to get at the man who, as far as they were concerned
was the biggest threat to this ship at the moment...
<tag, anyone fancy helping jay?>
-----Original Message-----
From: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
[mailto:JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Onion
Sent: 06 November 2005 12:48
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] "Blind shooting"
<snip>
It was at that moment the Hyper-Dod... montster thing, decided to
burst through an emergency exit that happened to lead towards a cargo
bay in which was now contained a very smelly, scared and feelingless
Seymour. The monster looked around and grabbed a person at random,
before sucking their hearing out of them in a fit of bad special effects.
Mk.7 sighed.
"Must be a Thursday..."
<end snip>
Who: Seymour Niples, MK7 and Benjen
Where: Promenade / Cargo bay
When: After the last snip
The monster grabbed a random looter from the Promenade who wasnt
paying attention and sucked out his hearing. It did the same to
another, making her blind.
MK7 and Benjen raised their guns to fire on the monster. "We've got it
now!"
"Hangon... can you hear that whistling sound?" Then there was a large
explosion as a bazukoid blast exploded the shop next to them, throwing
them into the opposite wall and covering them with debris.
"Did I get it?" Efof asked from further downthe Promenade.
Mk7 got up and dusted hismelf off. "Efof you fool you're blind! Drop
that bazukoid before he hurt someone!"
"No its okay because my other senses have become better to compensate
for it so i'm fine.... what's that?" He fired another blast in the
direction of a Starbucks coffee shop and several people had to dive
out of the way before it exploded on them.
MK7 tried to snatch the gun off him, but Efof refused. "Nah nate i'm
fine honestly, just point me in the direction of that grizzly monster."
"Its right in front of us!"
"What here?" Efof fired and there was another explosion.
"No! That's Marks & Specers! Where's Seymour going to do his food
shopping now?"
The savage Hyperdodan megabeast of Qualm pulled a face as if the say
'fuck this, these guys are insane', and headed back into the hole in
the wall it had made into the cargobay. Benjen and MK7 followed, with
Efof following the noises.
They saw Seymour, sat tied to a chair in the middle of the empty bay,
with the savage Hyperdodan megabeast of Qualm behind him.
"Seymour are you alright, can you see me?" Shouted Mk7.
Seymour looked up from the chair. "Of course I can, i'm not blind you
fools!" Seymour said aggrovated.
"And can you hear us?" shouted Efof, looking around in all directions.
"Of course I can!" Seymour snapped. "I just replied didnt I!"
"But can you feel anything?"
Seymour sighed. "Of course not, i've been tied to this chair for ages
i've probably just got numb. Now GET ME FREE!!"
"Hold on Seymour, the monster is behind you. So don't move."
"I sense you're not seeing the chair that i'm tied to." Seymour said
sarcastically.
As they were taking aim at the beast, it saw there was no escape so
did what any self-respecting baddie would do. It took a hostage.
It speared Seymour through both shoulders with its long claws. Luckily
Seymour didnt feel this or he would have screamed like a baby, in fact
he didnt even notice until he was lifted into the air.
"Um... gentlemen. I appear to be levetating off the ground. I sense
things are not going well, no?" he said.
"Dammit!" Said Benjen, who had a gun trained on the creatures head. "I
can't shoot it without hitting Seymour."
Many at this point would have questioned the problem with this, but
MK7, Efof and Benjen decided to play it by the book. Plus if it worked
and they injured but didnt kill Seymour - he would have just whinged
at them forever.
"Let me do it!" Said Efof, shooting a random wall and spraying them
with lumps of debris.
"That's it!" Said MK7. He fired towards the monster with the inbuilt
gattling guns he had attached to his metal head, but didnt fire AT the
monster, he fired above it at the ceiling. Expertly he drew a circle
on the ceiling with the bullet fire. When he was done, a perfectly cut
round circle of ceiling came loose and dropped.... on Seymour.
Serymour didnt realise, but passed out anyway.
"That was useless" said Benjen.
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