"Blind shooting"

<snip>
It was at that moment the Hyper-Dod... montster thing, decided to
burst through an emergency exit that happened to lead towards a cargo
bay in which was now contained a very smelly, scared and feelingless
Seymour. The monster looked around and grabbed a person at random,
before sucking their hearing out of them in a fit of bad special effects.
Mk.7 sighed.
"Must be a Thursday..."
<end snip>
Who: Seymour Niples, MK7 and Benjen
Where: Promenade / Cargo bay
When: After the last snip
The monster grabbed a random looter from the Promenade who wasnt
paying attention and sucked out his hearing. It did the same to
another, making her blind.
MK7 and Benjen raised their guns to fire on the monster. "We've got it
now!"
"Hangon... can you hear that whistling sound?" Then there was a large
explosion as a bazukoid blast exploded the shop next to them, throwing
them into the opposite wall and covering them with debris.
"Did I get it?" Efof asked from further downthe Promenade.
Mk7 got up and dusted hismelf off. "Efof you fool you're blind! Drop
that bazukoid before he hurt someone!"
"No its okay because my other senses have become better to compensate
for it so i'm fine.... what's that?" He fired another blast in the
direction of a Starbucks coffee shop and several people had to dive
out of the way before it exploded on them.
MK7 tried to snatch the gun off him, but Efof refused. "Nah nate i'm
fine honestly, just point me in the direction of that grizzly monster."
"Its right in front of us!"
"What here?" Efof fired and there was another explosion.
"No! That's Marks & Specers! Where's Seymour going to do his food
shopping now?"
The savage Hyperdodan megabeast of Qualm pulled a face as if the say
'fuck this, these guys are insane', and headed back into the hole in
the wall it had made into the cargobay. Benjen and MK7 followed, with
Efof following the noises.
They saw Seymour, sat tied to a chair in the middle of the empty bay,
with the savage Hyperdodan megabeast of Qualm behind him.
"Seymour are you alright, can you see me?" Shouted Mk7.
Seymour looked up from the chair. "Of course I can, i'm not blind you
fools!" Seymour said aggrovated.
"And can you hear us?" shouted Efof, looking around in all directions.
"Of course I can!" Seymour snapped. "I just replied didnt I!"
"But can you feel anything?"
Seymour sighed. "Of course not, i've been tied to this chair for ages
i've probably just got numb. Now GET ME FREE!!"
"Hold on Seymour, the monster is behind you. So don't move."
"I sense you're not seeing the chair that i'm tied to." Seymour said
sarcastically.
As they were taking aim at the beast, it saw there was no escape so
did what any self-respecting baddie would do. It took a hostage.
It speared Seymour through both shoulders with its long claws. Luckily
Seymour didnt feel this or he would have screamed like a baby, in fact
he didnt even notice until he was lifted into the air.
"Um... gentlemen. I appear to be levetating off the ground. I sense
things are not going well, no?" he said.
"Dammit!" Said Benjen, who had a gun trained on the creatures head. "I
can't shoot it without hitting Seymour."
Many at this point would have questioned the problem with this, but
MK7, Efof and Benjen decided to play it by the book. Plus if it worked
and they injured but didnt kill Seymour - he would have just whinged
at them forever.
"Let me do it!" Said Efof, shooting a random wall and spraying them
with lumps of debris.
"That's it!" Said MK7. He fired towards the monster with the inbuilt
gattling guns he had attached to his metal head, but didnt fire AT the
monster, he fired above it at the ceiling. Expertly he drew a circle
on the ceiling with the bullet fire. When he was done, a perfectly cut
round circle of ceiling came loose and dropped.... on Seymour.
Serymour didnt realise, but passed out anyway.
"That was useless" said Benjen.
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