JP - Stabbed

Clonestone admired his dick . “They’re just jealous.” He told it.

Gelf was suddenly next to Tzeitel and took one of the bolts. “Gonna borrow this!” She chimed and teleported just in front of Clonestone, stabbing him in the dick with the bolt before teleporting back to her friends.

Razor coughed and rubbed at his throat, staring at Piritta. “Strong little lady…” He grunted and pulled out his pistol. The damned shotgun was still in the truck and he had no time to get that. “How are you still alive after I shot you?”

Jaxon decided to say ‘fuck it’ and climbed atop the truck, hopping down after them and slashing at Tzeitel and Klaire with fire covered hands, the flames almost shaped like claws. “Nice meetin’ ya, Klaire! Tzeitel!” He chimed a bit too happily, but then he noticed the Xenomorph. “The fuck is that?!”

Sorley was trying, and failing, to keep up with Gelf. He collected thick ribbons of rain water that swirled around himself.

Clonestone fell to the ground, screaming and clutching himself. He was in agony.

“Hey-” Tzeitel did not get a chance to yell at Gelf for stealing one of her new bolts because the James-look-alike was slashing at her with fire. Tzeitel was actually more afraid of her new crossbow being damaged than being burned herself. She jumped away from him and fired a bolt at Jaxon’s body.

“You suck at shooting people.” Piritta told Razor and punched him in the groin.

Razor seemed confused when she did that and pressed the pistol to her head. “Please stop that…” Why did he feel too calm for his own good?

Gelf was next to Sorley, giggling at her own success. “I STABBED HIM IN THE DICK!”

Jaxon grunted as a bolt hit his torso and kept slashing, eventually having to kick Klaire away. “You bitches are gonna be Thrane’s favorite toys soon enough…” He grabbed at the bolt and ripped it out.

Susi howled and jumped onto Jaxon’s back. “LEAVE THEM ALONE!”

Colt blinked. “Shoot him! Shoot him, Tzeitel!”

Tzeitel scrambled to load another bolt to the crossbow. The problem with crossbows was reloading the damned things. The rain making the string slippery was not helping.

“What brand cup are you wearing?” Piritta asked slapping the pistol away.

“Oh… good?” Sorley blushed.

Alex had the xenomorph headbut Jaxon in the stomach.

Jaxon coughed as the xenomorph hit and went flying back into the darkness around them, the rain falling harder as his fire went out. “God damned fucking cunt suckers!” He yelled.

“What a mouth,” Susi said. The moment she’d seen the xeno rushing, she hopped off Jaxon.

As for Razor, he just smiled at Piritta. “If I tell you will you marry me?” He asked and laughed. Why the fuck did he ask that?

Klaire was up and trying to find Clonestone now. She’d heard him screaming, but the rain was coming down so hard now it was hard to even hear her friends yelling.

Tzeitel got her crossbow loaded, she walked towards where she heard the James twin yelling.

“En.” Piritta said, grabbing the cup with her fingers and squeezing it until she crushed it.

Clonestone was whimpering and staggering away, trying to hold himself together though it was just a thin strip of flesh still connecting… He did not understand how it happened, his skin was so hard, it should have been impenetrable.

“Damn it, woman!” Razor kicked her away before she could actually do any crushing and reached into the truck for his shotgun.

Piritta tackled Razor.

Razor yelped as he went falling out of the truck, arms flailing as he went back and landed on Piritta. “What are you doing, woman?!”

Piritta stood up and stomped on Razor’s stomach. “Kicking your ass.”

Razor groaned and stared up at her. “Heh…that’s hot.” He chuckled through the pain as Drizzt walked over to them.

“We should take him back to interrogate…” Drizzt suggested. “That Jaxon guy ran off and I think the other girls are killing the Canestone guy…”

“Okei.” Piritta said and roughly checked Razor for weapons.

Razor just let her take his second pistol and the military knife he hid in his left boot, keeping his hands where she could see them. He knew what kind of situation he was in and knew it was better to just surrender than fight. “If she asks me anything, I’ll answer.” He gestured to Piritta.

Drizzt just groaned. “I’m so sorry, Miss Piritta.” He said.

“Mitä?” Piritta asked.

“He’s being cooperative because he’s in love with you.” Drizzt explained.

“Hyi.” Piritta scoffed. “I’m out of his league.”

“You don’t know Razor…he’s a stubborn man.” Drizzt said.

“I’m cooperating, though.” Razor said with a smile. “That’s good, right?”

“You both scare me and are the weirdest man I have ever known…” Drizzt admitted.

“We should collar and tie him up.” Piritta said, not impressed by Razor.

“Might I point out that my blood is acid…it’s a constant thing. Putting a collar on me won’t change that.” Razor said as he finally pushed her foot off and sat up. He didn’t reach for any of his own weapons, but grabbed up the handle of Piritta’s knife. “I’ll replace it.”

“That’s the nicest thing he’s ever said…” Drizzt blinked in shock.

“You’re amerikkalainen, you can’t replace it with anything good.” Piritta sniffed. “We should tie him up at least.”

“You honestly think I’m an American?” Razor looked hurt.

Drizzt just blinked again.