Double-V Headache

- -Edge of Hartford City Limits,
Midnight, 0 DSTR- -

"Ah, there he is. Just in the nick of time."

The sun had set not long ago, but now the horizon had gone dark. Looking up at the starlit sky, Part of Ponce wished he was in bed, but instead he was following a group of imbeciles that he was ashamed to call his squad mates. Another part of him, though, a small corner of his mind saw opportunity in this apparent misfortune.

A way out, to be exact.

"Ponce!" One of his squad mates, a green-eyed brunette, called towards him, gaining his attention.

"We're off. Let's get a move on, shall we?"

Ponce inwardly scoffed.

'So eager to get your pene wet, are you?'

He began to walk, mere moments passed and then they were leaving the city, entering the woods that stood between them and their destination. Wren was holding a map in his hands, staring rather hard at the large paper.

"So, if I'm correct, we should head in this direction," He lowered the map in order to point, before raising it to his face again,"And we'll be there, at the latest, by tomorrow midmorning."

"If you're correct..." The brunette muttered.

Ponce had made his way to Wren in order to examine the map, and was horrified at what he found.

"Idiota! Your map is upside down!"

Wren started at the map, eyes wide.

"So there isn't a double-v in 'map' ?"

Ponce literally face-palmed, before snatching the map. He heard snickering behind him as he looked at it.

"Besides, we don't have to worry about getting lost. We're all men! Well most of us..." Wren said, looking towards Ponce, earning even more snickers in his favor, and definitely not in the Ponce's.

This would be a long night.