Efof - "MK7 the mechanical piggybank"
Posted byPosted: Oct 22, 2005, 5:49am
Who: Efof + MK7
Where: Scrapyard on Kwik-fit planet
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At that moment a loud roar came from behind them.
"Uh, well, either that was the monster or the noob is giving birth"
said Efof quite scared.
"Yeah, and I don't wanna see it one way or another" said Mk.7 and
the pair sprinted off... until Efof sprained his ankle.
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"Ow- ow
stop I've sprained my ankle!" said Efof, limping behind MK7
who was motoring off on his little mechanical legs.
"Hurry up! He'll be right behind us soon, and it looks like we've
lost the others too." Said MK7.
"Yeah yeah, don't rush me, what's the worst he could do?"
MK7 shrugged. "What if he can remove your senses like the other guy
said? How would you like to loose your eyesight or your hearing eh?"
"At least then I'd not be able to hear you rabbiting on!" said Efof,
still limping. MK& turned on his small in-built thruster and hovered
up the Efof's waist height so that Efof could lean on him.
"Hey where did you put that money that I gave you anyway. Did I see
you eating it?" Efof asked.
"Yeah, I have a storage cavity in my mouth." Mk said awkwardly.
Efof thought about this. "You're just a really high tech piggy bank
aren't you!"
"No I'm not!"
"Yes. Yes you are. I bet when the engineer designed you it was
because he wanted somewhere to store his money that would follow him
round, like a wallet you can never loose!"
"No! I'm a hyper-advanced mechanoid built to assist in important
research!"
"Yeah whatever. Were the versions MK1 to 5 built in the shape of a
pig?" Efof teased.
"No, shut up!"
"Were you originally pink?"
"No!"
Mk7 jetted away from underneath Efof's arm, making him fall to his
knees. Efof still laughed jollily as he continued to tease MK7 until
the small robot left him and disappeared from sight.
Efof laughed and continued to limp slowly.
Unfortunately being alone now, he was a prime target for the monster
behind, which leaped over a stack of cars and came crashing down
next to him. It roared and drool came off its yellowed teeth.
"Listen buddy, if you need some money for some toothpaste there's a
walking piggybank over- aah!"
Efof yelled as the creature gripped him by the neck and picked him
up. It then pursed its lips and moved its face closer to Efof.
"Look dude
I'm really not that way inclined okay?" Efof said as the
creature breathed in and sucked a cloud of dodgey special effects
out of him.
MK& heard the yell and came running back, just to see Efof laying on
the ground.
"What did it do? Are you hurt?" He said.
"I can't see!" Panicked Efof waving his arms around. "I'm blind!"
MK7 spun him around in the right direction to stop him walking into
some sharp metal in the junkyard.
"Just follow the sound of my voice." Said MK7. "I'm so sorry for
leaving you this probably wouldn't have happened if-"
"And you know what the worst part is? I can still hear you rabbiting
on!"
<Tag to anyone else in the party!>