a shiney new donkey for who ever brings me the head of Cornel Monto

The drive room was quite...we quite apart from a ceratin midget having
discovered that his dna matched the current captains and it allowed
him access to EVERYTHING on the ship...the Phrase never give the
monkey the key to the banana planation was never more perfect then
then right now..
Phil mean while had been called into the c..his office now.
The local reminder of the space corp had appranlty issued a warrant for
Jay arrest
"You have got to be kidding..Sir..."
"I'm Not kiding Febiggure..this order comes from the higest
authrotiy..Jay M Chrsyler is to be placed under arrest..."
"Sir you are aware that the current head of secuirty is a 3 foot high
midget going EEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeEEEEEEEE on the captain's chair right now?"
An aide lent into view and wispered to the Admiral
"Ahh..very well..you have the task then..as captain you can assume all
duties on the ship..and as such i expect you to look on this as an
opertunity to impress those who are left...you wanted a ship for a
while didnt you Febgurre..now you got one...show us what you made
of..Go and areest him...now.."
arse thought Phil as the line went dead..leaving his office he was
thinking about how things have gone happened...yeah he wanted a
ship..but not like this..and not having having..
*ding*
"Dean i think your toastie is done..and get MP of the chair..Blimey
it's like i have to do eveything here.."
*ding*
"as captain you can assume all duites..."
"Pardon Phil?"
"Nothing..." Phil smiled..he had a plan
Dean saw Phil leaving the drive room grining abnd rubbing his hands
"All hands..this is dean..Phil has left the drive room rubbing his
hands and laughing..oh and MP no has access to all shsips systems..may
whatever higher power you belive in take mercy on your souls"
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