*Actionette* Party crashers

Where:- Drive Room
Who:- Dante, Phil, various people fiddling with knobs looking busy.
When:- While the Blue Dwarfs still heading to join the Earth Defence fleet.
"Sir..." said Dante glancing up from the tactical monitor, "we have a
problem.."
Phil sighed, and got up fromt he captains chair. It seemed typical, he
always got lumbered with the night shift when a party was going on in
Parrots lately. He had night shifts even more often now that Jay had gone
AWOL and Phil had to cover his command shifts too.
"What now?" Phil asked "Last time you said we had a problem it was only
Mini-Phil running riot in Debenhams lingerie section!"
"ONLY Sir?" Dante replied
Phil thought for a second, then it came flooding back..that really HAD been
a problem, it had taken three riot squads, an industrial floor waxer and
several large tennis rackets to apprehend the midget.
Phil shuddered, at the image of Mini-Phil, clad in nothing but a satin thong
in the cells.
"But this time Sir.." Dante said "IT's a REAL BIG problem.."
Phil glanced at the tactical screen. A Hymenoptera assault squad had broken
off the main fleet surrounding earth and was on an intercept course with the
Blue Dwarf...
"Send out a Red Alert.."
*Parrots*
<Snip>
"Leaving so soon, Seymour? I heard there's a party going on and you're
the guest of honour! We don't want to disappoint them, do we?"
Seymour gulped and tried to walk around Queen Britney, but she grabbed
his ear and led him back in, as the others tried not to laugh.
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Seymour muttered under his breath as the Queen dragged him in, he felt
degraded, he was above this kind of thing. There was no champagne for one
thing, and no cavier for another. He also felt out of place being the only
person in a bow tie...half these "peasants" didnt even have SHOES on.
His musings were however, rudely interuppted by the screaming of the
civilians outside. Johnny glanced out.
"SMEG!!" he yelled "THE HYMENOPTERA HAVE BOARDED!!!"
The Aeron and Eniram leaders glanced at each other "So..." said the Aeron
leader "We finally get a chance to battle together!"
The Eniram nodded, and with that, he and the Aeron led drew their weapons
and led the charge agaisnt the hoarding bugs.
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From: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
[mailto:JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com]On Behalf Of Adam
Sent: 01 October 2005 13:58
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] It's my party and I'll...
Who: Queen Britney, Johnny, Eric, Guinevere, Dean, Mk 7, CJ Boddington.
Dean escorted Queen Britney to Parrott's, where her Ambassador,
Seymour, was currently located, according to Holly.
The others decided to follow, as the Queen is someone you don't meet
everyday (plus there is little else for the pilots to do except to
goto Parrott's anyway).
On the way, they bumped into someone they hadn't met before.
"Dimitri Vladivar," the man introduced himself as, in a distinctive
Russian drunken slur, "and who are you?"
"I'm the Queen!" Britney yelled at the drunk. "Gimme your drink, now!"
"No. It's mine."
"Exuse me, your Royal pai.. er Royal Highness," Dean squirmed with
uneasiness as he addressed the Queen, "but we are very close to the
bar where Seymour is. Apparently, there is a large party there, with
the Eniram and Aerons. Seymour actually managed to get them to stop
fighting and to ally themselves with us against the Hymenoptera."
"Really?" Queen Britney asked. "There's a party?"
They were approaching the entrance to Parrott's when an uneasy looking
Seymour quickly left.
"Leaving so soon, Seymour? I heard there's a party going on and you're
the guest of honour! We don't want to disappoint them, do we?"
Seymour gulped and tried to walk around Queen Britney, but she grabbed
his ear and led him back in, as the others tried not to laugh.
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