"Ever seen a house fly?"

<rescue snip>
Efof and Mk.7 relesed the caged humans and made their way to
thequeen.
"Your Majesty, we are your rescue party." said Efof grinning proudly.
"Well, it's about time someone came and rescued m... is that a COCK
on your HEAD!? she said in puzzlement, causing Efof to blush and fix
up his beanie.
<end rescue snip>
Who: Efof, MK7 and Queen Britney-Jennifer
Where: Some cold planet
When: After they free the Queen
"Yes it does amaze me that organic beings have their reproductive
organs in such peculiar places. What's wrong with a good I/O
socket?" Said MK7 trying to be clever.
The Queen turned her nose up at both of them and demanded where her
escort off the planet was.
Efof pointed up in the air to the circling Raven, but before he did,
the landscape immediately to his left changed slightly.
A slightly larger Hymenoptera that seemed to have been sleeping in
the snow got up and shook itself off. This one had extremely large
goggly eyes and started at them for a long awkward moment.
Efof tried not to make any sudden movements. He spoke in the corner
of his mouth. "MK7, you got any ammo left?"
"Some, but no good. Bloody Duracells have gone."
Efof cocked his shotgun and loaded it with one swift slick movement
that he hoped would impress the Queen, which he might have done if
he hadn't dropped it and scrambled to pick it up like a
butterfingered nerd.
The large fly had a long hollow tubular tongue that it waved around
at the trio. Like average houseflies this was probably to suck up
its food, which it digested by coughing up acid onto first.
Efof smacked the long slurping tongue away. "Urgh get off me!"
MK7 laughed. "It's trying to French kiss you!"
Efof twitched and pulled a funny face. He then shot the Hymenoptera
in the face, the shot glanced off – making the large housefly just
more angry and more desperate to get some tongue-action.
"Keep it distracted," Said Efof. "I only have one shot left so I
want to make sure I hit it in a soft spot."
"Between the legs!" Said MK7, ad Efof rolled under the fly and
ducked between it's many legs.
MK7 distracted the fly by jumping up and down and waving his tiny
little arms around.
"Efof hurry up, I think I'm making it nauseous!"
The fly lurched forward and vomited a spurt of lumpy green liquid
all over MK7, sticking him to the ground.
Efof rolled under the insect's back legs and pointed his shotgun up
into the fly's backside and fired. Insect blood spurted out of the
fly's rear before it shrivelled up and died.
Efof wandered over to MK7 who was sat in a pool of sticky goo.
"It slimed me!" The small robot said.
"Yeah, with pure acid too, you're dissolving, I can see steam coming
off."
MK7 would have run around in panic mode, but he was pinned down by a
gooey piece of insect vomit carrot.
"Oh crap! I need to wash this crap off within the next 10minutes or
my outer metal skin will dissolve away!"
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