Seymour, Jenny + CK - "Escaping from New Ibiza"

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"Hey you!" The gaurd shouted, "Come with me".
"Why?"
"You and your friend are facing charges of imorting class A drugs,
That means you BOTH have to Undergo 'FAP'".
"Whats 'FAP'?"
"FULL ANAL PROBING!" At this point there was only one word going
through Callums head...... HELP!
<end snip>
Who: Callum, Jenny and Seymour
Where: A private room in the customs office, New Ibiza
When: As Jenny arrives
Jenny stormed through the customs building. She had expected to have
found Callum and Seymour sitting sulking in the jail cell. But she
found that they had recently been moved.
She walked into another room, this one was far cleaner, more like a
medical centre. The first thing she saw gave her the shock of her
life, a sight that she really really didn't ever want to see.
Callum was bent over, holding onto the edge of a table, with his
pants down. A customs officer stood about a metre away, pulling on
some rubber gloves.
Jenny fought back the desire to vomit, and instead focussed all the
awkwardness of the moment into pointing and laughing.
Callum pulled his pants up embarrassed. "They… they were going to
search me…. Search… everywhere!"
Jenny ordered the guards out, flashing her security pass, showing
that she was a top agent working for the Queen.
Callum went red, but was extremely thankful that Jenny got there on
time. "If you'd been a minute sooner… " he said, then gulped. "I
don't think I would have enjoyed that."
Jenny sniggered and looked around for Seymour. "Where's that twat of
an Ambassador?"
Now it was Callum's turn to smirk.
"They did him first!"
Jenny almost rolled on the floor in laughter, she had to sit down
and hold her pregnant stomach before she feinted for laughing too
hard.
They opened the door to the adjacent room. It was darkened, but
something stirred. It was Seymour laying on the bed in foetal
position, shaking. When he saw Jenny there, he quickly got up and
brushed the creases out of his suit.
"Oh hello Jenny."
Jenny bit her lip to stop herself from laughing. "So what happened
to you?"
"Oh nothing."
"Nothing?" she smirked.
Seymour looked around, hoping for something to stop this
conversation going where it was. He noticed Jenny's bulging stomach,
of course not knowing that it was his own unborn child.
"You're putting on weight there Miss Bond." Seymour said, prodding
her and walking out of the room.
"Why you little…"
There was an extremely loud crash from outside, making the ground
shake, followed by a lot of screaming. Another crash shook the
entire building, making the ceiling shatter above them. They all ran
outside as fast as they could.
"What the hell is going on?" Asked Jenny.
A wing of about five Hymenoptera fighters screamed overhead,
dropping glowing red orbs from the back.
"They're bombing us!" screamed Callum.
"Not just ordinary bombs." Said Seymour. "I've seen them do this
before, those are eggs they're dropping."
A glowing orb dropped right in front of them, cracking the dry
concrete pavement. Jenny almost jumped into Seymour's arms until she
composed herself.
The eggs glowed and started to crack, with a long sharp spidery leg
creeping out of it.
"I think we better move." Said Callum.
"Agreed!" said Seymour.
They managed to find the impounded RAID in the customs yard, so all
jumped in.
"I'll drive!" Said Callum, jumping in at the wheel.
"No chance, I'm driving!" Said Jenny, pulling Callum back over the
seat and jumping in herself.
"No women drivers!" protested Seymour and Callum together. Jenny
shot them a dirty look, but realised her `baby bump' made it
extremely difficult to get close to the steering wheel, so she let
Seymour get in the drivers seat.
Seymour started off slowly and cautiously drove down the New Ibizan
street.
"Now this is no time for a mid-life crisis Sunday drive!" said
Callum. Jenny nodded and forced Seymour to put his foot down.
They speeded down the street, avoiding people running for the
nearest spaceport where they were being evacuated.
"Hmm, I wonder what's on the radio?" Callum said, turning it on
before Jenny could slap his hand away, saying `now's not the time
for music!'.
"…PLANET HAS BEEN CHOSEN BY THE HYMENOPTERAN EMPIRE AS OUR NEXT
TARGET. How exciting for you."
"That's Chrysler's voice. He's gone mad!" Said Seymour.
"AS THE PLANET THAT SPAWNED THE REBIRTH OF THE HYMENOPTERAN REIGN, I
WILL ALLOW YOU THIRTY OF YOUR MINUTES TO EVACUATE THE PLANET BEFORE
I BLAST IT OUT OF THE SKY..."
"What does he mean?" Asked Jenny.
"Well the Hymenoptera were frozen here underground for 1000 years,
they were defrosted when the local volcano erupted. Although we did
have evidence that the Hymenoptera were still around in…"
"Stop yapping and look out!" Said Jenny, pointing to the road ahead.
A large Hymenoptera spider as big as a building crawled out onto the
road, blocking their path.
"Hold on!" Said Seymour.
"What are you going to do, there's no way through!"
"This is no ordinary car remember." Seymour turned sharply and
pressed a button on the dashboard, which fired high pressure jacks
on the bottom of the car into the road, flipping the car diagonally
upwards, where it quickly grappled onto the wall of a high-rise
building.
Callum, wasn't prepared for this jump and hadn't strapped himself
in, he almost fell out of the now sideways car until Jenny grabbed
him and pulled him back inside.
Seymour continued to drive along the wall of the building. "micro-
suckers on the tyres you see, it enables us to drive up walls like
insects…"
"Yeah yeah, save the science." Said Jenny, uninterested. "On hang
on, like insects? Surely that means the Hymenoptera can too?"
As on cue, a Hymenoptera warrior, the size of their car smashed
through a window in front of them, Seymour swerved and the spider
chased them along the wall. Another one burst from their side,
causing Seymour to swerve again, now driving further up the wall.
They were now driving upwards on a skyscraper, with two marauding
Hymenoptera hot on their tyres.
"Where do you think we're going? We're just heading towards the sky
and this thing can't fly!" Said Jenny.
"Listen, do you want to drive?!!"
"Yes! But…" she pointed to her bump.
"Oh yes, you really should start dieting, I know this…"
"Seymour, concentrate on driving!"
"Oh yes… erm… we'll be stuck when we get to the top of this
building."
"Then what do we do?" Asked Jenny.
"I, well I didn't think about that."
Callum leaned forward. "I have an idea. Is Holly installed on the
Starbug we came on?"
"Yes good idea!" Said Seymour. "Ring him up!"
Callum got on his phone to the Starbug. "Holly, I need you to
autopilot the Starbug up to our present location."
Seymour reached the top and parked on top of the skyscraper,
pointing the RAID's guns over the edge, to blast away any
Hymenoptera that would climb up to get them.
"Where are the two that were following us?" Asked Jenny.
Callum looked over the edge of the building. "Ah… they're not the
ones we should worry about."
The large spider they'd seen before was now climbing the building
towards them.
"That's not our only problem!" Said Jenny, looking upwards. A large
energy beam came down from above, presumably from a Hymenoptera ship
in orbit. It struck the planet, making it shake and rumble. Below
them they could see the ground heating up and turning red.
"We've got to get off this planet, NOW!"
<Tag to Callum or Jenny, if you'd like to finish this off!>