Exxon!? Pile o' smeggers!

Who: Efof, Dean, Mk.7, KatZ and Captain Glen Morgan
Where: En route to Exxon Shandeez
When: A few hours after message
The Raven flew at maximum velocity towards the Exxon Shandeez, as
Mk.7 sang "The Spanish Inquisition" song for
everyone's 'entertainment'
"The inquisition, lets begin. The inquisition, look out sin. We're
on a mission, to convert the Jews!"
"Can you please stop that? I'm trying to fly this thing!" said a
now disgruntled Dean.
"We gotta get to the Exxon Shandeez."
"Wait a sec!" said Mk.7, "Did you say EXXON?"
"Yeah..."said Dean unsure of where the scutter was going with this.
"As in the oil company?"
"Yeah"
"THOSE BASTERDS!" erupted Mk.7
"What?" asked Efof
"First it was the oil. Half their oil tankers didn't have double
hulls, and kept spilling the oil in Earth's oceans and killing the
ocean life. Now they also ship beer. Once again, they've been having
massive spills while on their way to supply beer to relife workers
on war-ravaged worlds, it never got there, their moral dropped, and
they just gave up, resulting in billions of deaths!"
"Uh, wow." said Efof "How come you know all this?"
"I'm an Aussie! We seem to be the only ones who know about the
environment! Well I'm not gonna let this happen again! Lets go."
said Mk.7, quite determined, and coupled his power units to the
ship, increasing the speed substantially.
A few more hours, they reached the orbiting tanker, and hailed the
captain.
"Hello? This is the JMC Raven, come to assist. Do you read?" said
Dean over the radio.
"*hic* Wha? Go away Margerie, I don't wanna go to church. *hic* The
lions are after me. *hic*" came the voice of Glen Morgan.
"I think he's drunk" said Efof
"Yeah, we gathered that" said Mk.7, making his way to the airlock.
"Board with the ship. I'll take command of her, and we can make our
way to the fleet."
"Alrighty then" said Dean "But be quick. The Hymies could attack at
any moment."
After no more than 10 minutes, Mk.7 had managed to hogtie the drunk
captain, and take control of the ship.
Naturally, the Hymenoptera took this opportunity to attack.
"Smeg, we got incoming." said Dean
"Yeah, I got three ships on my scanners." replied Mk.7
Sure enough, three of the spidery looking vessels swooped in, and
charged weapons.
"Dean, be careful with the missiles blast radius." said Mk.7 "We
can't damage the beer."
"Yeah, no problem dude." he said as he launched 3 missiles at the
first ship.
It hit successfully, but some of the pointier parts of the ship
managed to impact upon the hull of the tanker and puncture the one
of the compartments.
"Smeg! We may not loose all the beer in that compartment, the flow
is too slow. But we can't afford for that to happen again."
cautioned Mk.7
The two remaining ships released several acid bombs and circled
around for another pass.
The acid wasn't strong enough top break through, but the hull was
now wafer thin in certain sections.
"DEAN! LAUNCH EVERYTHING!" shouted Mk.7
"Ok, brace yourselves!"
Dean fired all his missiles at the two remaining ships, completely
obliterating them.
"Ok then, lets get the smeg out of here before more ships come. We
don't have any missiles left now." said Dean, and the two ships made
their way towards the front line, whilst Mk.7 sang "River Runs Red,
Black Rain Falls".
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