Teh Adventures of Phil

BTW this is a quick - fill in post...until i can figure out WTF both
Phil's have been up to and how to re-integrate them into the story line*
**previously on Teh Adventures of Phil**
(libertys have been taken as the author cannot be arsed to look up the
correct details...all mistakes are deliberate...except for the ones
that are not))
{wibble effect}
"What you mean MP's found a hym egg and called it Kevin"
{wibble}
"Well that just charming"
{wibble}
"So..you my eveil doppleganger are a leading those LOTR rejects?}
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"EEEEEEEEEEeeeEEE!"
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"Look i dont care where you got it from....oooh shiney..."
{Wibble wibble}
(To an Archiver) "Let me finish wipping first ya bastards!!"
And now the continuing story(once either someone helped me oput by
provided a good drop in point or i make some stuff up)
Phil Febuggure
Cief...Cief...Boss of Security