"It burns burns burns, the ring of fire!"

Who: Seymour and Jack
Where: The burning curry room
<snip>
"lovely" Jack said, the heat instantly being felt.
"yeah... but i don't get what the curries were...." Seymour began,
then felt the heat of the curry. "ok... i get it now... they don't
need the real flames here..." he began, and Jack felt the same.
Jack attempted a running jump at the ring, but bounced off...
<end snip>
Seymour ungentlemently let a rush of warm air out of his anus.
Jack held a hand to his nose. "Ugh Seymour, I thought 'Royalty'
didn't fart!"
Seymour scowled. "I didn't!"
"Yes you did!!"
"I...broke wind!"
"Its the same thing!" Said Jack, feeling his stomach rumble, the
curry playing havoc with his digestive track. He let out a
disgusting ripper that caught Seymour off guard.
"Do you mind! That was right in my direction, I had my mouth open
and everything!" Said Seymour. Then he remained quiet and a look of
pained concentration crossed his face.
"You okay?" Asked Jack.
"Fine...I'm um...." Seymour's face went red and he really tried his
hardest to keep it in, but let out a long high pitched screamer
through his clenched buttocks.
Jack laughed.
"Its not funny! I really can't help it, that curry was just...
well... culinarily crude! I much preferred the oysters in the last
task."
The room started to fill with their own gas, mixing with the flaming
walls.
"I don't like the looks of this..." Seymour barely had chance to say
before a fireball across the room almost removed his eyebrows,
devouring the fuel he had just dispelled from his behind. Both he
and Jack ducked to avoid it.
Seymour pointed. "It burns, burns burns, the ring of fire!"
Jack rubbed his behind. "Yeah mine too, it must be the curry."
"No! I mean the exit, you uncouth fool!" Said Seymour, pointing to
the burning ring in front of them that had just caught fire.
"That'd make it harder." Said Jack, letting out a poopy wiff.
The flames licked across the room, almost sniffing out the sources
of the gas. Both Seymour and Jack were almost streaming gaseous
intestinal by-products
out from their behinds now, making walking a noisy but comical
action.
Jack got ready to jump through the hoop again. Seymour didnt look so
certain. "Don't worry Seymour, all you have to do is penetrate the
ring. You should be good at that!" Jack wisecracked.
"Thats enough!" Said Seymour, and made a dash for the ring. Jack
followed.
They leaped at the same time, and with the help of some Mexican jet
propulsion and both double penetrated the ring.
They rolled onto the floor outside again, where two Crustythrush
dragged them back to the King, who had been watching them eagerly
with Athena chained by his side.
"Well done Arselicker and Tit! Now get ready for your next
challenge!" Said the King.
Jack and Seymour almost collapsed.
<Tag Jack or Athena>