Efof+MK7 "Silly walking on an alien planet"

Who: Team one, Efof and Mk7
Where: BM Flying Circus
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"Fortunatly, I have the full mp3 archive in my memory banks, so I'll
just hook myself up, and may the headbanging begin."
"Sweet"
"Heh, i wish i could see the look on Seymours face when he plays my
tape!"
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The Blue Midget `Flying circus' passed a few unique and intriguing
stellar anomalies, although neither Efof or Mk7 were paying
attention.
They even passed a tear through the fabric of spacetime to the
legendary planet of the `Infinitely Astounding Females of
Trollidor', famed throughout the galaxy for their infinite
hospitality and sexual prowess. But of course our two heroes were
too busy listening to their Aussie rock.
Mk7 laughed at Efof who was doing air guitar in the back, with a
necktie around his head. Mk7 with his new arms and legs was new to
dancing but picked it up fast, learning from Efof. Well… `picked it
up', meaning he soon established his own unique and bizarre style
that he seemed to think was fantastic.
A small light beeped and Mk7 turned around. "Efof! We've found a
planet, shall we check it out?"
Efof finished off his air guitar with an air-drum ending, then
said "Well I guess so, we're supposed to be scanning all planets in
the area. Take us down."
The `Flying Circus' flew down to the planet. It was a grey-looking
place, with a lot of dead foliage and petrified forests. The Flying
circus extended its landing legs to land on, and started walking
along the planets surface in a bizarre silly walk, thanks to its
faulty walk gyro.
Mk7 piloted the Flying circus as it stomped across the barren
landscape. They found a clearing through the crumbling trees and
followed a cleared path to a deserted looking dusty city.
The inhabitants of the city saw the giant stomping robot and
instantly ran for cover with fright.
"What are they running for?" Asked Mk7.
"Yeah have they never seen a giant walking ship before? Whats wrong
with them?!" said Efof, then reached for the microphone.
There was a loud squeak outside, then Efofs voice came over an
external ship intercom. "People of this planet do not be afraid! We
come in peace!" then he sniggered, having always wanted to say that
since he'd heard it in so many Human films. "We are not here to hurt
you. We just want to ask you a few questions about a race of
aliens."
There was a pause as they wondered if anyone was listening. A few
people started coming out of hiding, peeping out from behind barrels
and peering out of saloon doors.
Efof wondered what to say next.
MK7 whispered to him. "Maybe offer them something in return for
information."
Efof thought. "We offer you a cultural trade for information, we can
give you some cool Aussie Grunge music… listen…"
They played the music loudly through the speakers and the people
screamed even louder than before and ran away again.
"Well, its not THAT bad!" Said Efof. Then he noticed something on
the radar.
"Erm… Maybe we should turn around dude."
Mk7 turned the BM around clunkily and they realised they were
staring down the face of an ugly metal killing machine.
"Erm… who… what?"
"I think theres a reason these people are scared of giant walking
robots!"
The robot facing them looked menacingly at them and drew itself to
full height. It had a complicated midsection with curved armour
plating that showed an underlying array of glowing piping and
flashing lights. Its arms were large and bulky and large pistons and
servos lined the arms like muscles. It stood on fairly long spindly
legs that looked odd in comparison to the bulky upper section, but
were no doubt made to enable to robot to run quickly.
Efof and Mk7 looked at each other worriedly. The robot raised both
arms that seemed to have the largest cannons known to man instead of
hands. The robot then raised an eyebrow, challenging them.
"Leg it!" Efof screamed and pressed a control next to Mk7 that made
the BM's leg flick out, kicking the robot in the testicle servos. It
doubled over and the Flying Circus turned around and quickly and
comically bounded away.
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