Unveiling of Mk.7!

Where: Hanger
Who: Everyone in the Raven (Oh, and the remains of Mk.6's head)
When: just after the Raven landed
As the group walked out of the Raven, the green bug came around the
corner and shot a few stingers at them.
"SMEG! Ok, back in the Raven!"
They ran back in and sealed the door, now having stinger after
stinger bashing against it.
"Ok," said Jay "We dont have much time before that bug decides
shooting that door down will take to long and just phase through."
Everybody sat in silence
"Well hasn't anybody got ANY ideas?"
Once again, silence.
Seymour decided to speak up.
"How about we use Mk.6 as a decoy!"
"We cant use him! He sacrificed himself for us." said Kotchanski
they pondered this for a moment, and were interupted by a radio
transmission.
"Hello there boys!" came Severns voice
"What is it?" asked the whole group slightly out of sync
"Well, I understand you have a badly damaged scutter there"
"Only the hea..." said Jay, and was cut off by Seymour.
"How do you know that?" he asked
"Your friend there sent out a transmission, alnog the lines of: "Oh,
god. Talk about irony. The pansy thew me too far""
"Im NOT a pansy!" said Seymour
"I'm... cool" he said in his coolest voice
"Yeah, right. Anyway, I've just thrown together a new body for him"
"So what," said Phil, "He's nothing but a head!"
"I should still be able to upload his personality and memory into
this new body."
"But were pinned down" explained Jay. "How can we get him to you?"
Everybody turned to look at Seymour.
"Oh, you load of smegs! I will personally be waiting at heavens gate
holding a grenade ready to lob it at all of you!" said Seymour
The door to the raven opened up and Seymour pelted through it.
the green bug turned to face him and fired several stingers at him.
Thoughts like "Why me?" and "The queen will be hearing of this!"
and "Why ME! I'm the COOL one!" flooded through his mind, and were
constantly interupted by several stingers flying overhead.
The bug was not in hot persuit.
Several minuts of piss bolting down corridors had him, at last, at
the door to severns room.
"LET ME IN!!!" shouted Seymour banging on the door with his free
hand, the one not holding a scutter head.
As he banged on the door, it opened up and he fell inside.
The door quickly closed behind him.
Almost straight after it closed, the bug phased through it and un-
phased. It was then immediaatly hit with a bazookoid round and
splattered into a million pieces, most of which showering Seymour in
goo and bud hide.
"Now, put him here" said Severn quite airily.
Seymour stalked over to the table, slammed the head down, and
stormed back to his quarters, intent on a shower, possibly still in
his clothes.
"Ok guys" he said over the radio to the Raven "The bugs gone"
"How?" asked Phil "Was it a quick jab to the groinal region?"
"No, just caught it unawares is all. Probably also exausted from
chasing Seymour around half the ship."
"Did it get him?" asked Kotchanski
"No"
"Smeg" said everybody in the Raven
Several wires later, Severn had hooked up Mk.6's head to an
alternate power source, and up to his new body, still covered by a
sheet.
He flipped a switch and Mk.6's head came alive.
WHAT?! Where am I? What is going the smeg on around here! Ever heard
of Rest In Peace! Wait... WHERES SEYMOUR!!! I'm gonna kill im!!!"
Mk.6 tried to move, and then remembered that he had blown himself up
to get the RAID back.
"Well, your body was blown to bits from what i understood of that
transmission you were sending, so I took the liberty of throwing a
new body together for you."
Severn pulled back the sheet.
Mk.6 was stupified with beauty.
It was about 2'5 feet tall, dark blue, had a red cylonesk eye, and
best of all, two rapid fire gatling gun bazookoids. Also, part of it
was made of a kind of 'living metal' alowing it to move and bend
freely.
"Mr.Severn..."
"Yes?"
"You have outdone yourself this time!"
Severn gave a satisfied little chuckle.
"I know"
After a few moments of inspired awe, Mk.6 spoke.
"Me, Inside that, Now!"
"Ok, Ok."
Severn flipped a few more switches and a loud humming noise could be
heard for miles (Well, not really). After around half an hour,
Mk.6's red eye died, again.
Severn shut everything down, and said the password necesarry to
start him Mk.6 up.
"Abracadiodularservosystems"
Mk.6 made a whirring sound, and his cylonesk eye started up and
scanned left to right.
"Now, THIS is what I'm talkin' about" said Mk.6 in glee as he shot
down a few various pieces of electronics. I think i need a new name,
I mean, I'm a new model now, right, my name should reflect that.
From now on, I am Mk.7!"
"Not very origional is it" said Severn flatly
"Shut up, i appriciate this, but I can name myself thank you. Now, I
need some action. Wheres the closest bug?"
Screams could be heard from not far away.
"Parrots" they both said, and Mk.7 ran towards Parrots.
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OOC: Pic should be on the site very soon