HOLY SMEG! Dejavu!

Who: Efof and Mk.6
Where: Onboard the Event Horizon
When: Just before and after last post
"How in the smeg are we supposed to arm these explosives then?" said
Efof, examining the numerous explosives lining the main corridor of
the Event Horizon.
"How the smeg am I supposed to know?"
"Well, I guess we have to wait for the others to get here before we
can do anything"
"So much for taking all the credit."
After waiting around for several minutes Mk.6 got restless and
decided to look around.
"Where are you going?"
"Nowhere special. I wanna check out the front half of the ship.
Event Horizon was a pretty good movie."
"Yeah, but i thought you only watch Mel Brooks movies."
"Please. I have a well-rounded ennjoyment of horror movies,
comedies, ...umm."
"Hmm. As I suspected"
"Shut the smeg up. You wanna come or not?"
"Yeah, just stick close, ok."
"Yeah, yeah. Scaredy cat."
After a few minutes of walking, they came upon the med bay.
"The bridge should be right through here." Said Mk.6
"Ok. Why did you need to tell me that?"
"Well, you must remember that the bridge is coated in a thick layer
of guts and entrails." said Mk.6 in a slightly enthusiastic voice,
being the trigger happy scutter he is.
"Well, I think i can handle it."
After Efof ran into the bridge, ran out again and vomited several
times, he aclimatised himself to the entrails strewn everywhere and
just decided to enjoy the gore. After they enjoyed reminicing about
movies for several minutes they worked their way back through the
med bay. As Mk.6 rolled past the gurneys, everything went dark.
"Hello? Efof? What in the smeg is going on?!"
Then the lights started flashing in strange paterns everywhere.
"Twinkle twinkle little eye, now its time for you to die!" came a
familiar voice from somewhere.
Suddenly a figure was stood illuminated infront of Mk.6. As he
lokked up, he realized who it is.
"LANDSTROM!!!" Mk.6 said startled to see his creators old collegue
again.
"Yes, it is I! And now you must... DIE!" said Dr Landstrom, her eyes
glowing a bright red.
"HOLY SMEG! This is a serious case of dejavu."
After firing several shots at Landstrom, Mk.6's logic circuit kicked
in (a reletively rare occurance) and he made a sudden conclusion.
"Your just a hallucination. I know you aren't real, so i can just
concentrate and you will dissappear."
Moments later everything went dark and things returned to normal.
"What in the SMEG just hapened?" asked Mk.6
"What are you talking about?
"Lets just get back to the airlock. I'll explain there."
When they got back they found the others at the airlock.
"Oh, thank god you guys are here, you gotta here what happened..."
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