Efof "Pulp fiction moment"

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"Ok, what do I have to do?"
"Just look for the word 'schematics'and press it, then i can upload
it and we will alright."
"Ok, just give me a sec."
After several minutes and some overly complicated wiring being
fried, Mk.6 downloaded the schematics and they were on their way
towards the warp core.
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Who: Mk6 and Efof
Where: Engineering in Enterprise E
When: Whilst fighting on the bridge
Efof attempted to kick the door to Engineering down, but forgot the
doors all slid open. He stumbled through and fell flat on his face.
Mk 6 drive smoothly through and spun around on its tracks, waving
his fitted bazukoids around. Luckily there wasn't many people around
at the moment.
Efof got up and shouted to the Engineers. "Ok we're taking over
Engineering!"
Nobody took any notice.
"I think you'll have to speak louder, they don't seem that bothered.
Be aggressive." Said Mk6
"Aggressive?!" Said Efof. "I come from a very passive people, our
planet was a cool paradise, I don't know HOW to be aggressive!"
Mk6 sighed robotically. "Pretend you're in a film or something."
"okay…. Erm… which one?"
"I dunno, a violent one. Which have you seen lately?"
"Texas chainsaw massacre!" said Efof with a glint in his eye.
"Okay not that aggressive, think smaller. Like Pulp Fiction." Said
Mk6.
"Okay, cool. Yes good idea!" Efof said and held his gun up high and
dramatically. The paused and then turned back to Mk6. "But I don't
know that bit from the bible…"
"What?"
"Well I wanted to act all crazy and quote the bible like Samuel L
Jackson, but I don't remember it. `The path of the richous man' or
something…. Then shoot them."
MK6 sighed again. "Cant you skip that bit and just shoot them?"
"No…. hang on, I do have an idea. I could do that bit at the start!"
said Efof, then paused again.
"What are you waiting for?" said MK6, looking around engineering.
The engineers were probably getting suspicious as to why they were
stood there with guns but not saying or doing anything.
"Ok… you'll have to start." Said Efof. "Say `I love you pumpkin."
"WHAT?!"
"Just say it. I'll remember it from there!"
"Oh god… do I have to?" MK6 sighed, and said tiresomely. "I love you
pumpkin."
"I love you hunnybun!" Said Efof and then flashed his gun around
Engineering, firing warning shots to get attention. He then yelled
at the top of his voice.
"Alright, everybody be cool, this is an….engineering takeover! Any
of you f*^king pricks move, and I'll execute every mother f%*king
last one of ya!"
Every engineer in the room froze and raised their hands.
Lt Reg Barclay came out of his office to see what was going on, he
took one look at Efof brandishing his gun and legged it. Efof ran
after him.
MK6 sighed and started setting up the explosives.
<tag anyone, EVACUATE!!!!>