Niples - "St Patrick's day"

<OOC- I have so much work to do for tomorrow its unbelievable, so I
shouldnt really be posting at all- but its st Patricks day so I just
couldn't resist this!>
Who: Seymour Niples
Where: Civillian Shelter
When: During the holo-battle
Seymour continued his talk with Nadine Satan, he tried to impress
her by telling her how cool he was, but it didn't seem to be
working. Seymour kept persisting though of course. His attention
drifted to a new person entering the room, it was the waitress
Miranda Bell. She was dressed all in green and had gathered a large
crowd around her. Seymour pushed through the crowd to see that she
was giving away free Guinness.
"What's going on here? What's this?" Seymour asked.
"Its St Patricks day! So I'm giving out free Guinness for a special
st Patrick's day promotion!" said the waitress.
Seymour rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "Giving away free beer you
say, I bet this makes you really popular…"
"Yes… well…"
"Give me that tray!"
"What?"
"Give me that tray! National holiday promotions are the job of the
Royal Ambassador!"
"No they're no-"
"Give me the tray!" Seymour took the tray and continued giving out
the free beer, people thanked him and gratefully slapped him on the
back in praise for his generosity. He felt the power of what he was
doing.
After he had gained the respect of the Civilian shelter, and
everyone was merrily singing olde Irish songs, Seymour moved to
other sections of the ship, giving out free Guinness to everyone he
passed.
"Come on, get your free booze, come on roll up roll up. That's
right, praise me, I know. I'm doing this selfless deed for you all."
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Who: Seymour
Where: Flight Deck
He walked into the flight deck where many pilots and technicians
were prepping the shuttles and support craft for battle.
"Free Guinness! Get your Guinness!" Seymour announced.
Dean, who was prepping the Raven walked over to him. "Seymour! What
are you doing?" We're in the middle of a TV battle, the Space Eagle
has just engaged the Enterprise out there and is requesting backup.
Now is not the best time for our pilots to be drinking!"
"Its free." Said Seymour.
"Okay then, just one." Said Dean. Suddenly a big crowd of pilots
surrounded Seymour, mugging him for the Guinness he had.
<Tag- who wants to be a pissed pilot?>