Seymour "Commotion"

Who: Seymour Niples
Where: Corridor outside his quarters
When: Whilst `Starship Wars' is on TV
Seymour came out of his Ambassadorial Quarters to see what the fuss
was all about.
He saw Phil Febuggure and Jack Febuggure walking past in full
security outfits, carrying tranquilliser guns. He asked them what
was going on.
"Just a code 667, its Efof." Said Phil.
"What's that?" Asked Seymour.
"Berserk alien running riot in his pants" said Phil.
"Efof has a beserk Alien running riot in his pants?!"
"No, Efof IS the alien!"
"I know that!" Said Seymour. "The four arms and penis on his head do
give it away somewhat!"
Seymour looked down at their tranquilliser guns. "What are they?"
"Animal tranquillisers, they also work quite well on Ffionians."
Said jack. "We've had to use them before, he gets quite over excited
sometimes. Remember when that sweet shop opened up on the Promenade?
And when BBC2 showed all 4 Indiana Jones films back to back?"
Seymour nodded with a disapproving look.
Efof appeared at the top of the corridor and Phil quickly shot him
without much thought. Efof dropped like a sack of potatoes.
Where: Captain Alota's office, Drive Room
Who: Jay, Alota and Seymour
When: Soon after
Seymour knocked on the door and entered. "So I hear we're soon to be
on television?" Seymour said with a grin. "I just wanted to know if
I`ll be needed for interviews… you know character profiles of the
Captain… how I used to be Captain etc etc."
Jay looked at him. "Why do I get the feeling that you're behind this
Seymour?"
"Well I may have written a few requestory letters to the TV company
for the Blue Dwarf to be next on Starship wars…"
"I knew it!" Said Alota. "Why do you always have to meddle Seymour.
I'm Captain remember, you seem to take every opportunity to show me
up, every chance for you to say that you were a better Captain than
me!"
"You really think I made a better Captain?" Said Seymour
straightening his tie bashfully.
"Don't twist my words Seymour!" Said Alota. "That's not what I
meant!"
"So do you have a plan of attack yet?" Seymour asked. There was a
pause. "You havn't declined the offer have you? It would be a great
training opportunity!"
Alota sighed. "No. I've agreed to go along with it – but ONLY
because of the training implications."
"And because it will be fun!" Said Jay.
"Do we know the ship we're fighting yet?"
"No… they wont tell us until we start. We have a few hours, we
better start getting prepared!"
<OOC- Okay this could get a little muddled if we all try and post
together, so I'm asking for volunteers who will do a series of
*actionette* type posts for each round of battling so we will have a
different plan of attack for each space battle. Contact me!>