It's a doomed world we all live in

Kayn was running about like a madman (wait, don't say anything about that). He was clutching a butter knife between his fingers, and couldn't think straight at all.
 
Only one item remained in his head - the theory exam in five minutes. What theory exam it was for though, that was completly gone.
 
Then he ran round the corner on the fifth line of the nineteen-hundreth page of the book of the dead, when he was shot from behind with a water pistol.
 
He would be fine in a few days, but his chances of passing the exam were now lower than ever