The first rule of fight club is...

Eric walked into an elevator and told Holly what deck he wanted.
Five minutes later, after listeneing to a very boring song, he
stepped out of the elevator and walked down a corridor for two
minutes, knocking on a door that appeared to never have been opened.
it slid open, somehow, and revealed the gym inside.
"Welcome, recruit." Spoke a guy in a hooded robe. "You wish to
partake in our, er, festivities."
"Um, if that's what you call it, yes." replied Eric.
"You have brought the signed forms?" the guy asked.
"Uh-huh." Eric handed the thick wad of forms to the guy.
"You may proceed this way." the guy said, walking to one of the
changerooms of the gym.
Inside the changerooms, were a bunch of other people who had also
joined this group. Some of them looked really mean.
The guy in the robe handed the forms to another, bigger guy in a robe
who was about to address all the other people.
"Thankyou for joing us. I am sure you know all the rules, and if you
don't, well, there is only one - once you are inside the secret
battlegym, there are no rules!"
<To be continued>
OOC: So Eric has gotten himself involved in some kind of underground
fight club!