Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Lt. Cmdr. Smegg - \"Zodar? What kind of a name is Zodar? Aw, what the heck, we need help\"

On arriving at the shuttle bay, Chrysler realised that Smegg was safe and
well abaord blue dwarf and felt like a complete moron.
"oh well," he thought, might as well start work on the Phoenix.
Chrysler had bouth an old Blue Midget from JMC for only a few thousand
dollarpounds and customising it, he'ed painted it black, and decorated it
with orange flames across the hull, there were three 4 foot exhaust pipes
coming off the back on either side and it had the biggest he could find
racing spoiler on the stern, he'd work on this at least until something
interesting happened anyway.
----- Original Message -----
From: <e.kolis@...>
To: <JMC_Blue_Dwarf@egroups.com>
Sent: Wednesday, January 24, 2001 5:14 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Lt. Cmdr. Smegg - "Zodar? What kind of a name is
Zodar? Aw, what the heck, we need help"
> ===snip===
> Suddenly the communications device received Lt. Cmd. Smeggs voice.
>
> "Hello? I'm here. Who is this?"
>
> Zodar was a bit nervous. "Um... It's Christopher John Zodar. I've
> just arrived direct from the academy.
>
> "Oh, yes. We've been expecting you. You're late you know..."
>
> "Yes I know... but the traffic through the Milky Way was horrendous!"
>
> "Oh please, that's the oldest excuse in the book."
>
> "Um, what book sir"
>
> "Shut up, Chris. Just get your bum up to engineering. I cant help you
> right now, but you might find some help there."
>
> Zodar was extremely happy to be recieving his first orders.
> "Oh Thankyou, Sir!" He said it like a very happy puppy. Pathetic.
> He'd never once acted like this at the academy but I guess there's
> always a first time...
> Zodar was so overcome by this he just stood there with a stupid grin
> on his face.
> "Are you STILL there?! Standing around like something unhygenic?! Do
> it NOW!"
>
> "Yes sir." Zodars face turned serious.
>
> "Oh, and Chris..."
>
> "Yes?"
>
> "Look behind you."
> ===end snip===
>
>
> Smegg wondered what had gotten into him for that moment. By gosh, he was
> starting to sound like Harris! It must have been that trouble with the
> imaginary rocks on the asteroid that was getting him so worked up. He'd
> found out that they really didn't exist when he'd returned to the ship to
> begin installation of the replacement parts, and had been cleared of the
> psy microbes somewhat rudely by a member of Dr. Keto's Super Secret* pSy
> viruS Search & Smash Squad**. In any event, Smegg needed some help up
> here with the refit; most of the engineers were still down on the
> asteroid fabricating the remaining parts. (And before he'd been
> practically blinded by a gob of green ointment he seemed to recall the
> image of one of his engineering staff on the "elite force"... got to talk
> to Personnel about that.) He'd also have to remember, although not
> strictly required by rules of rank, to apologize to Chris about treating
> him so harshly...
>
> Meanwhile due to bureaucratic bungling [really, lots of people on the sim
> all writing at the same time] the rescue mission to find Smegg and his
> team was getting started...
>
> * Maybe it was Super Special instead
> ** Either way, no-one will get THIS obscure reference! It's even dumber
> than Pokemon!
>
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