time travel antics

Who- CK
Where- In the shower (Sorry you asked?)
When- Why does everyone always expect me to know this?
 
 
Callum was in the shower trying to get rid of the grime that had collected during the training simulation, He had been totally oblivious to the weird stuff which had been happening. Callum of course was still pleased that he had sacrificed himself for the rest of the ship. In real life that would have got him the silver cross. As he sang in the shower he was unaware of what was in his quarters…
“Mama just killed a man. Put a gun up to his head, pulled my trigger now”
“Buzz, Buzz.”
“What the hell…” Callum stopped his repetition of Bohemian Rhapsody and got out of the shower, only to find a giant wasp with Jay’s face on it waiting for him in the living room… Callum stood there for a moment facing the Jay clone that hovered above the sofa…When he regained control of his legs Callum legged it out of his quarters and into the corridor. Unfortunately at that time Chris was taking a stroll in that area.
“Oh god man, cover yourself up!” Chris screamed in disgust. “What the hell are u doing walking about the ship naked?!?” CK didn’t have to say anything as the clone from his quarters came round the corner, only to be decapitated by Chris’ Gunblade. “Right”, said Chris “Now can you go and put some clothes on? CK didn’t pay any attention to Chris and instead ran down the corridor towards the promenade. Chris turned around to see why, an entire swarm of clones! “Wait for me he yelled as he ran after Callum.
Meanwhile, down on the promenade, Jack and Melissa made their way to 'les niples royale' to relax a bit after their run in with a ghostly jay clone... They sat in a corner, with coffee in front of them, not saying a word, just enjoying each others company. The shock of nearly having died had turned Jacks nano's off, with good reason, as another shock wouldn't be too good for his system... He had just began to calm down when CK and Chris turned up, very out of breath.
“Hi guys”, he asked “is there any particular reason why Kochanski’s naked?” CK didn’t have time to explain before all four of them were distracted by a loud explosion in the direction of McDonalds. “What the hell is going on?” asked Chris but, before anyone could answer his question a large group of Soviets began marching down the promenade.
“Quick everyone hide in that shop.” said Jack as he pointed at the wedding shop he’d been in earlier. The group ran to the door but the shop was locked.
“Now what” asked Melissa who by now was in quite a panic.
“If you cant find a door” said Chris “Make one”. He lifted his gun blade and sliced through the lock like it was butter. The group hurried inside and managed to avoid the communists. “We need to get to the drive room and figure out what’s happening”.
“We can use the air vent and then get a lift on the next floor,” suggested Jack.
“Good idea, lets go.” Then Chris noticed that someone was missing. “Where’s CK?” At that moment CK emerged from the changing room wearing a wedding gown.             “Well you don’t expect me to carry on walking around the ship naked do you?”
 
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