RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] *Action Post* - \"The End...\"

> "Everyone, let this be a lesson to all of us. This was a very
> difficult training simulation, and we all had to make some hard
> choices. Think about the choices you made, and how you can improve
> upon them. In real life, there are no second chances. So I hope
> everyone has learned something through this experience."
>
> Everyone mumbled together and walked out of the virtual reality
> suite.
>
> "Oh," added jay. "And drinks are on Seymour".
> There were cheers of delight and Seymour grumbled
Cerebrum stepped up. "He's absolutely right. Choices are an important
part of our life. They make us the people we are. As a trained
psychiatrist, I know this. Therefore, I am therefore requiring that all
crewmembers undergo psychological evaluation with me in order to
determine how you feel about the choices you've made so far in life."
"Failure to comply with these rules will result in your ITD-4832
certification forms not being stamped by me. If the ITD-4832 forms are
not stamped, then your oxygen quote being reduced to zero. Breathing
shipboard oxygen in excess of your quote is a class seven offense,
punishable by up three months time in the brig and by being turned into
a plant until you have restored the oxygen that you breathed in excess."
"Some psychologists say that sessions with them will reduce the risk of
a family member committing suicide. Well, that's nothing. If you don't
come to me, your whole stinking extended family will croak."
"Thank you for your time, and have a sane day," stated Cerebrum, heading
out the door. "I'll be in my office if you need me."