RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: *Action* - \"It\'ll all be safe in the medibay...\"

i know...but they aint gonna be killed as easily!

-----Original Message-----From: Onion [mailto:theonion770@...]Sent: 11 January 2005 03:27To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.comSubject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: *Action* - "It'll all be safe in the medibay..."No I didn't, a hardlight hologram can still be picked up can't it?:-P-Onion--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, "andy Longman" <sirlagerlot@n...> wrote:> you went and forgot Cerebrum was a hologram even after i reminded you didnt> you....> > ah well just say his light bee was busted!>   -----Original Message----->   From: Onion [mailto:theonion770@h...]>   Sent: 09 January 2005 23:31>   To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com>   Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] *Action* - "It'll all be safe in the medibay..."> > > >   Who: Ambassador Seymour Niples, Eric, Dante, Jack, Johnny and Amber>   RIP>   Where: Near the Medibay>   When: After John Smith ran away> >   <snip>>   "Wait. I know eactly where we are." said Eric. "There's a medical>   storeroom just around the corner. We can get a stretcher from there>   to carry Amber to the Medbay.">   <end snip>> >   Seymour jumped out holding his lazer rifle high. "Aha!" He said,>   then put it down noticing it was just Eric, Dante, Jack and Johnny.> >   "Seymour what are you doing? Do you want me to twat you one again?">   Dante said with a belly laugh.>   Seymour glared at him. "So what's the plan dudes?".>   "We're taking Amber to the Medibay." Jack said, as if by holding a>   stretcher it wasn't obvious enough.> >   "She looks, pretty dead to me." Seymour said callously. "In fact I>   think you left half of her brain trailing down the corridor, there's>   a big long line of bloo- OW!">   Seymour had been thumped across the face by Dante.> >   "Have some respect Seymour!"> >   "So you DO want a piece of me eh Dante? This time, eh, this time>   I'll take you down!" They all just ignored him and continued on to>   the medibay, which was just around the corner.> >   Where: Medibay>   Who: The same team, plus Dr Keto, the Pink Tree, Cerebrum and Tara>   Cleavage> >   As they entered the medical centre, the strong of medicinal alcohol>   was incredibly strong.> >   Tara was spraying it all around the walls and floor. "What on Earth>   are you doing Tara?" Asked Seymour as Keto had a look at Amber.> >   "Its alcohol, it kills Hymenoptera remember. They won't come near>   the stuff. Its working so far, they've kept away from here.">   Seymour's face lit up. "Of course! That's the way we can beat them!>   Alcohol!"> >   Suddenly Tara noticed Amber laying on a medical bed on the other>   side of the ward.>   "My… my baby, what's wrong with her? ">   Seymour tried to hold her back. "No Tara, no. you can't help her!">   Tara struggled free and went over to her daughter's side and wept.> >   "I'm sorry, Amber is dead." Announced Dr Keto. Cerebrum extended his>   abilities as psychiatrist to the grieving mother.> >   "Listen Doc." Said Seymour to Keto. "How much of that medical>   alcohol do you have left? We could really use some to kill of these>   Hymenoptera."> >   Keto shook the bottle. "That's the last of it, it's all gone.">   Seymour's face sank.> >   "But there may be hope!" Keto said. "I've been working on this>   ointment, a gas that could spread around the ship and intoxicate>   them." He showed Seymour a test tube over a bunsen burner.>   "Will it work?">   "It needs more work I'm afraid, at the moment all it will do is give>   them a nasty cough."> >   It was at this moment that the lights flickered and dimmed, and>   emergency red lighting came on. Tara stopped weeping in shock. There>   was the sound of scuffling coming from above.> >   "Okay… so you sprayed the walls and floor with alcohol, but what>   about the ceiling?">   Keto shook his head.> >   Just them, a Hymenoptera claw broke through the ceiling, and stabbed>   Cerebrum with a long sharp claw. It stabbed straight through his>   torso and dragged him up into the ceiling where he disappeared from>   sight.> >   Another Hymenoptera reached down, in the commotion, Dr Keto's Bunsen>   burner toppled off the bench and hit the floor. The alcohol covered>   floor immediately caught alight.>   "Crap!" Yelled Keto. Everyone scurried onto tables and medical beds.>   Unfortunately this brough them closer to the ceiling, and the>   Hymenoptera.>   Jack started shooting up into the ceiling, one Hymenoptera fell to>   the floor which started burning and spreading the fire even more.> >   In the corner, the Pink tree wasn't quick enough or agile enough to>   climb to a higher place. It's bark skin caught fire immediately and>   its foliage burned to a cinder in seconds.> >   Tara was still cradling her dead daughter when the fire started, and>   the fire quickly spread across the room to Amber's bed, where it>   started to burn her corpse.>   "Noooo! My baby!" Tara shouted, running towards Amber and trying to>   move her. The fire spread up her arms and legs and she started to>   panic, she ran around the room on fire. Another Hymenoptera dropped>   from the ceiling.> >   Tara tried to climb up onto the desk Seymour was on, but he pushed>   her back. "I'm sorry Tara, only room for one hot person up here!">   She collapsed to the floor and continued to burn.> >   Jack saw what Seymour had done. "Seymour! That was un called for,>   you murd- AAARGH!" A Hymenoptera from above stabbed a long claw into>   his good eye and picked him up by it. He was thrown across the room>   where he collided with Keto's ointment. The ointment splashed into>   his wound and started to burn away at his face. He screamed and>   collapsed on top of the burning Tara.> >   Keto, Dante, Eric, Johnny and Seymour looked at each other across>   the room. They were all stood on top of things in the room. "We'll>   have to make a break for the door!" Shouted Dante, and leaped across>   the flames to the exit. He made it and urged the others.> >   Eric Lustbader joined him, then Seymour. But as Johnny and Keto>   jumped, the ceiling started to collapse from the fire and>   Hymenoptera damage.> >   A large pylon landed on top of Johnny. Keto ran over to him. "Its>   okay Johnny, I'll get you out!" He started to dig away at the>   rubble. He pulled a sheep of metal off his head. "That's it! Johnny?>   Johnny?" He slapped his face to keep him awake and Johnny's head>   rolled away. It had been severed from his body. Keto was not>   squeamish at the most of times bust even this made him jump to his>   knees and want to run.> >   He ran to the door, but another falling pillar fell on top of him,>   crushing his leg.>   "Come on Keto!" Yelled Dante, as he saw a Hymenoptera drop into the>   room and scuttle over the debris towards the doctor. Dante fired a>   few shots to warn the alien off.> >   "Its no good, my leg… its trapped!" Keto said.>   "You're a doctor!" Said Seymour. "Amputate!">   Keto realised that this was his only option, and removed the>   surgical knife from his pocket. He braced himself and started a neat>   cut through his leg.> >   "Hurry doc!" Shouted Dante.>   Keto bit his lip and started hacking at his leg. Blood squirted>   everywhere. Seymour gagged at the sight and looked away.> >   Keto broke free of his leg and tried to hop over the debris. He fell>   on his face. Another piece of metal fell from the ceiling and>   trapped his arm.>   "I'm stuck again!" Keto said.>   "Amputate!" Said Seymour.>   Keto bit his lip and started hacking away at his arm. He could feel>   the flames licking at his good leg, and the Hymenoptera drooling>   down his back.> >   He sliced the arm off and crawled to the door with one leg and one>   arm.> >   "Nearly there doc!" Seymour yelled. He grabbed the disabled doctor>   and pulled him out of the room.>   "Well that was pointless!" Muttered Keto.>   "How so, you survived!" Said Eric with praise.>   "Because now I've lost so much bloody I'm going to die anyway!" Keto>   said, and feinted.> >   "Oh smeg." Said Dante.>   The Hymenoptera appeared at the doorway. "Time to leave!" Said>   Seymour.> >   Eric, Seymour and Dante ran and left Keto. "So where are we going?">   Asked Eric.>   "I think Parrotts." Said Seymour.>   "Now is not time for a drink Seymour!" Said Dante.>   "No, Alcohol! It kills Hymenoptera. 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