Attack on the Zombies
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They were in a corridor. In front of them was the door to where the
Devil was sitting. Unfortunately so was a very large army of the
nastiest grizzliest zombies gritting their teeth and watching them.
"Oh crap" said two of them. "Easy stuff!" Said Seymour bravely and
stupidly, but he was kidding himself. A noise from behind caused
Seymour to spin around, Dante and Amber weren't so stupid to turn
their backs on the enemy. Behind them, ready to join them were
Python, Jack, Melissa, CK, Efof, and the weird looking little Bonzai.
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Who: Dante, Amber, Seymour, Python, Jack, Melissa, CK, Efof, and the weird
looking little Bonzai.
Where: Zombie Corridor outside Satan's room
When:Just now
Dante grinned and let out a large Frank Bruno style laugh. Dante pushed the
weird Bonzai Boy out of the way and wrapped his huge arms round Jacks head.
"How are you my little Ninja friend, Smegging hell what happened to your
bloody eye man."
"Just a scratch, only hurt a bit." Jack mumbled into Dante's chest. "You
want to give me a hand with them buddy, looks like you won't be doing any
close quarter stuff, depth perception and all that. What to organise some
covering fire for me instead?"
"Yea no probs buddy."
"Here Seymour have some fun?" Dante passed the Ambassador his Ice Gun, and
walked three steps closer to the zombies. Dante drew his two pistols from
his thighs, and snapped the hand grips round so they were in-line with the
barrel. As Dante pulled the trigger on each pistol a 12" blade protruded
from the muzzle. Dante span both the blades round under and over both arms
and round his head.
Dante re-secured his trousers which had fallen down due to him cutting his
belt off with his random swinging. "When I get nice and close to the Zombies
I want you to open fire. Okay Jack?" "No problemo. Dante."
"Dante arched his back raised one sword lowered the other and sprinted
straight into the front line of the zombies.
"FIRE!!!!" Jack screamed as the small group of dwarfer's opened fire with a
mixture of Ice and Pulse rifle fire into the heads of several zombies. From
Jacks position all he could see was the odd mouldy head or arm or leg fly
through the air as Dante's blades cut through the zombies with ease.
6 minutes of hard battling later and the crew were running low on ammo.
There were still a hell of a lot of zombies left. "Hey what's going on the
zombies are legging it." Amber was right the last 15 or so zombies where
being chased by a fuming Dante. "You idle bastards come back here. I won't
be able to fulfill my quota. I need your heads." Dante charged after them up
the corridor past the rest of his fellow dwarfer's covered in zombie brains
and blood with a look that would back all but the strongest man quiver at
the knees. Dante's departure had left a clear corridor to the door were
Satan and his minion Perkins were hiding. Jack kicked over the remaining
zombie which was legless and put a round through his head.
"Lets go meet Satan then shall we." Jack then made an attempt at forcing
himself through the door and bounced off and hit the floor almost as hard as
he had hit the door.
<Tag, Andy/Jack you know what to do>
This was a almost JP nearly brought to you by Nathan/Dante and Andy/Jack!!
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