Time for the big guns
"And let me guess..." said Jay "Were all that stands in his way....""You got it!" said Phil "Alota..that planet IS for all intents and purposes,hell. And if he's succesful, Hell will encompass everything.""Set up an assault force....we're going back down there...." ordered Alota.
<END SNIP>
Jay's comm beeped.
"Yes?" he said, leaving the meeting as it broke up.
"Jay, what's up? Why have we got people running all over the ship? Either trying to get to the flight deck or running as far away as possible? I mean, people are even asking Keto for sick notes!"
"Wow. That's pretty bad."
"Well, what's so evil that people are willing to face his ointments instead of it?" said Dean, honestly perplexed.
"How's hell sound?"
"Pretty evil." acknowledged Dean, "But seriously man, where are we going?"
"Well. A big planet filled with dead people and the chap who runs it has got horns, a tail. Probably a big toasting fork."
"That rings a bell you know."
"SMEGGING HELL DEAN!" shouted Jay, exasperated
"Yes. That's it..... woah."
"Yeah, that's right: 'woah.'"
"So am I on the sick list or am I allowed to come down and help you guys out by bombing the smeg out of the dead folks in the Raven? Or am I on piloting duty up here on the 'Dwarf again?"
"That's rather upto you..."
"Well, in that case a bombing run it is. You want us all to take separate craft down or shall I just drop you chaps off on the way?" asked Dean, a glimmer in his eye.
Dean "Woo! Let's blow something up" Thomas
----- Original Message -----
From: Brian
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroupscom
Sent: Sunday, November 14, 2004 4:44 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Boarding Up
Who:-BrianWhere:-Parrots BarWhen:-After Efof and Python left Parrots Bar.Brian walks into Parrots for a morning shot of vodka. Seeing Efof and Python rush out Brian put a hand out. "Wheres the fire?" Brian asked."Fire?!?Where?!?" Efof yelled,jumping up and startling everyone in Parrots Bar."No Efof,Brian means why are we in a rush.""Oh then,theres another mission!""Another mission?" Brian said. "I better get suited up then!" Off Brian went, with Efof and Python going in the other direction. Brian headed to his quaters and picked up a necklace and an envlope. He dropped the envelope down the mail slot and put the necklace in his pocket. Brian ran to the armoury. "Anyone here?" He called? Then a voice answered. "Yes Yes! Hold on one second would ya? Here take one of those forms and fill it out." A hand reached grasping forms out of a room and Brian took one. "Hmm, you got a pen i can borrow?""Yea.Hold on and I hope you can catch." The voice answered. Then a pen came flying out of nowhere and the point got stuck in Brians arm."Damn im bleeding. Got any tape I can use?" "No but heres a piece of cloth." The cloth came flying out of nowhere and this time Brian grabbed it. He pulled out the pen and quickly wrapped the cloth around his wound."Good as new." He thought to himself and started to fill out the form. Brian threw the form into the room and the voice said "Hmm... a handgun, bazukoid, and a what?""Never mind that. Just give me two handguns and some ammo.Also by the way whats your name?""Eric,Eric Lustbader.""Ok Eric, im Brian Pashkevich." Eric stepped out of the doorway and handed Brian the guns and ammo."Thanks." and with that Brian left the room to hurry down to hangar 12. On his way he seen Jack struggling with a backpack full of ammo and a rather old looking gun. "Need help?" Brian called."Nah, just a few more yards." Jack replied."Alright then. Im gonna go on the first one I see." Brian said, reffering to the star bugs and the blue midgets."I bet your gonna go with Phil,Jay and the others arent ya Jack?""I dont know yet because were all goin to the same place. I mean everyone is going!"That is true Jack. Well if you dont need help Ill be running ahead.See ya!" Then Brian ran into the hangar."Maybe he could have helped." Jack thought to himself."Ah I can hold it." <Tag>...Protecting the universe from the scum of the Earth...www.BlueDwarf.co.uk-View the Blue Dwarf guide to the galaxy!Your number one resource in all things Blue Dwarf related!