Re: Saving Bonzai Boy

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"Okay! Are you ready?" Python asked.
"Yes!" Efof replied.
"CHARGE!" Python shouted.
They burst open the Starbug's door and ran into the crowd of zombies.
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Who: Efof Yuwan'Kar, Brian "Peskybitch" Paskevich, Python and the
weird little Bonzai boy
Where: Planet of the dead, charging into the crowd of dead Ffionians
Efof ran through the crowd of dead people trying to kill him, he
wasn't really aiming with the chainsaw, but just running through a
crowd with an active chainsaw was causing quite a lot of agro to the
passers by.
Efof found a small clearing in the crowd, Python and Brian were
behind him somewhere, but he was more worried about the weird little
bonsai. Suddenly he felt goosebumps on the back of his neck, looked
around and there he was… the tiny gnarled little bonsai tree staring
right at him.
"Shoo!" Said Efof and it went back into the crowd of zombies,
viciously slashing at them with its tiny little vine hands. Efof
shuddered. He urged the zombies around him to back off, waving the
chainsaw around. It didn't make sense, why were his own people
trying to kill him, sure he'd accepted that they'd be dead by now,
but now seeing them here…. Like this, trying to kill him as if
jealous that he was the only one that survived his planet's
onslaught.
"Efof darling?" He heard from behind him, the voice was echoed
twice. He turned to see three Ffionian girls, badly zombified, but
you could tell they were once slim and attractive. Now they were TOO
thin, one was actually a skeleton, and another has an eye hanging
out of its socket.
Efof was startled. He felt Python behind him and heard him cock his
bazukoid.
"No wait! I know these people!"
"They're dead mate!"
"But its my three girlfriends from Ffion, this is Simmy, Sammy and
Sommy."
"Wow, they're real lookers" Python said sarcastically. "That one's
missing an eye, and that one's got an arm off!"
"Eew! Yeah well they didn't used to be like that… at least not that
I remember, you think I'd notice –but there were three of them!"
"Anyway, three girlfriends? I bet you could have some fun there!"
Said Python. "And they've even got four breasts each!"
Efof nodded and grinned, lost in thought. "Hmmmm… " then suddenly he
snapped back to attention. "Oh the good old days" Efof
reminisced. "When I tried to ask three girls out at once on the Blue
Dwarf they all slapped me!"
Python finished counting. "That's twelve breasts! Wicked!"
"Yeah, I guess it'll never be the same as back on Ffion." Efof
sighed. "Mind you, there was all the bitching, jealousy, hair
pulling and back stabbing."
He took Pythons bazukoid and cocked it.
"They were all bitches actually. Time to get some new girlfriends!"
He said and blasted the women away.
Brian came running out of the crowd and joined them. "I think I
might have just killed my grandparents" he said mortified.
"Okay so what's the plan?" Asked Python.
"I don't know, I thought we had a plan?" said Efof. "Oh my god, we
left a perfectly safe Starbug and had no plan?!"
Brian's expression was blank.
Pythons expression was blank.
The Bonsai's expression looked like he wanted to go murder someone.
"Okay, we can get away in the Starbug, I just need some time to give
it the once over and start it up. But these zombies are too close,
they'll end up toppling it over if they knew we were in it."
"I suggest a diversion! Someone to draw the zombies away from the
ship."
Efof saw everyone looking at him. "Pick the bonsai! Pick the bonsai!
Awwwww!"
He ran off waving his four arms in the air.
"Oi zombie thingies and dead relatives, follow me! I'm a
distraction! Lalalalala!
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--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, James Waters
<james_waters8@y...> wrote:
> <snip>
> "Pritt, no, NO! Get back!"
> Pritt