Re: Never get drunk unless your willing to pay for it!

SNIP 1
"Now.." said Phil "We leggit..."
"keep on eye on where your going and one eye on the trees" said Jay,
then bit his tongue "Sorry Jack!"
SNIP 2
And so it was that Callum Kochanski staggered out towards where
others into a hostile world with no weapon, and a hangover... (well
I think we can tell which of the Kochanski kids was born with
brains.)
END SNIPS
"Mr Chrysler, Sir, you did lock the Bug, didn't you?" Yelled Johnny,
hoping Jay could hear him.
"Of course, Johnny."
"Then why is the remote saying the door's open?"
Jay checked his remote and swore.
"I must've accidentally pressed the unlock button as we were
leaving, or something, Sir." Johnny said. "It wouldn't be the first
time."
At this point, Johnny had taken enough attention away from where he
was going and ran into a tree.
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