Niples- "Ozzfest 2104"

Who: Seymour Niples and Callum Kotchanski
Where: Corridors of Blue Dwarf, near the psychiatric confinement ward
When: The morning after the nightclub
"Ok dude, you still want me to help you get all the rockers on Blue
Dwarf to Ozzfest 2104?" Seymour asked Callum as they walked down the
corridor. Seymour was now wearing a baggy Hawaiin shirt.
"Yes, please- I was hoping you could y'know, negotiate or something
to get Johnny B Goode out of confinement?" said Callum trying to
keep up with Seymours self-confident stride.
"Well I could, or I could use this!" Seymour whipped out an
explosive device with an attached timer.
"Oh my God! I thought you being a Royal Ambassador and everything
you could just pull some strings!" Said Callum.
"I could do that" Said Seymour cockily. "But this is more fun!"
Seymour stopped and attached the bomb to the door of the cell that
Johnny was in. He set the timer for 10 seconds.
"Hey….um… Only ten seconds?" asked Callum nervously.
Seymour thought for a second. "Yes I suppose you're right, we don't
need as much as that, I'll change it to five."
"Five seconds!"
Seymour set the timer off, it started to count down.
….4….
"Oh my god we need to run for cover!" Yelled Callum. Seymour didn't
move and looked casual, chewing some gum.
…3…
Seymour continued to chew and tried to look confident and cool.
…2…
"Oh my god you're trying to kill us?!!" Squeaked Callum, sweating
profusely.
…1…
Seymour leaped into a run and CK closely followed him, they dived
around the corner. The bomb exploded and the door fell off.
Seymour wiped himself down and noticed CK looking at him. "Its
always more exciting to wait until the last second don't you think?!"
CK panted and almost feinted.
"Big wimp!" Said Seymour.
Johnny B Goode rushed out to meet his rescuers.
Who: Seymour, Kotchanski, Johnny and the other Blue Dwarf rockers
Where: Ozzfest 2104 concert
When: Later
Seymour lead the lower crewmembers into the concert. He felt like
the Daddy.
"Wow, look at me- I'm at a rock concert!" Said Seymour. "I am the
coolest Royal Ambassador ever!"
He did a mock `Wild Stallions' air guitar.
Seymour found a bar which was being tended by a Hologram of Ozzy
Osbourne, in fact everyone was a Hologram of Ozzy Osbourne- even the
parking attendant outside.
The doddering waiter took ages to fetch the drink.
"Sooo…" Said Seymour. "Doesn't it nullify the point of coming to a
concert to see a hologram of Ozzy Osbourne when theres about a
million holograms of him here?"
The waiter brought him his drink and spilled most of it. "They're
all just f**king mad the lot of em!" The Hologram said randomly.
Seymour let the point go, not quite sure what it was.
Seymour's phone started to ring. Instead of his `God save the Queen'
ringtone he'd had previously, it now chimed with the latest hiphop
track.
He opened the flip top, Holly's face appeared. "Better get back to
the `Dwarf your Majesty, got a staff meeting in an hour."
Seymour went to find everyone else and headed back to the ship.