Diary of a Midget Clone
Posted: Oct 21, 2004, 1:35pm
0900 : Gotup. Had shower, shave and breakfast. Fead Kevin
0945 : Watched morning Goat-Porn channel
1200 : stopped watching Porn to go on patrol
12:01 : Got thrown out of womens locker room
12:02 : Got thrown out of womens shower room
12:03 : Got thrown out of women shower room...again
12:05 : Continue on Patrol
12:30 : Get thrown out of drive room for leering at captain.
12:45 : lunch in Burger Tzar
1300 : Liquid lunch in Parrots
16:00 : Stagger/Roll out of Parrots
16:40 : Got thrown out of womens shower room
16:45 Throw up over bed
16:46 Realise am not in my quarters
16:47 Realsie am in Niples quarters, so do a nasty on the bed
16:48 Throw up again, but dont feel quilty about it.
17:00 Go for a kebab
17:30 Go back to real apartment
17:35 Start late night Matrhon Porn watching
23:50 Fall aslepp